Farting

The older you get the less you care, at least in my experience,I'v dropped a few over the years at work and
just carried on , just laughed if I know for certain someone was going to say something.

Them quack ones like a duck are the oddest,us oldies seem to specialise in them I'v noticed, maybe
its our piles adding to the tone !
 
blue44 said:
Anyone noticed the double standards concerning farting betweent the sexes?

If i have really bad guts at night and the bedroom stinks worse than chester zoo,the mrs gets angry and will push/nudge me a lot,even threaten to sleep downstairs or tell me to go sleep downstairs,yet.

If heaven forbid its her,she'll let em out silently and when it hits my nostrils and i say anything , " have you shit ". etc , she giggles and laughs,as if its OK.
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I've got 3 daughters and when they were growing up and farting in front of me their excuse was....."it's just a little puff of fairy dust daddy". :)
 
Recently came across this chap who goes by the name of Humorbagel, some quite impressive work :



 
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Doing a seminar many years ago with Rick Faye.

JKD Minnesota kali group.
( Legend and 2nd generation sifu June Kune Do backyard instructor to bruce ) .

Backyard means the real stuff Bruce taught in his backyard at home with Dan Inosanto as apposed to his studio.

( Dans the guy with the kali sticks in Game of Death)

All was learning in the group when Brazilian jiu jitsu was first making waves 30 odd years ago and Rick was showing a knee on chest control.

The poor lad being demonstrated on let out the biggest fart you've ever heard when the knee went on chest..

Was being filmed on VHS too..

I'll see if I can dig it out..
 
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