Favorite Quotes

[mad4city]

"What happened? I got old too soon and wise too late. That's what happened."
- Mike Tyson

 

[MATCITY]

"What happened? I got old too soon and wise too late. That's what happened."
- Mike Tyson

Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her.
- Mike Tyson

 

[LittleStan]

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

 

[daveduke67]

What the fuck was that? Mayor of Hiroshima.

 

[jimharri]

That shopping trolley on the beach spoils that.

Who said that then?

 

[LittleStan]

What the fuck was that? Mayor of Hiroshima.

This genuinely made me LOL

 

[Barcon]

My idea of fast food is a mallard.
Ted Nugent

 

[KPXBLN]

There are more questions than answers. And the more I find out, the less I know.

 

[Lavinda Past]

If ever you and your mate are being chased by a tiger, you only have to be able to run faster than your mate.

 

[Davs 19]

"you can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank'