Favourite swear words

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Damn your eyes, sir!

 

[surrounded by idiots]

Minge, its a wonderful word, to me it completely describes itself, smell....sight...taste, the correct term I believe is autological.

 

[Semper aggressus]

****, prick, bellend; usually preceded by ’fucking’, depending on how angry I am.

Almost always used towards things Utd related or some dickhead on the road that’s pissed me off. All terms that also apply to most Russians, gammons and lying politicians.

 

[jrb]

When an old person drives really slowly or poorly in-front of me, I shout 'dead bastard' inside my car. :-)

When a rich looking person in a really expensive car drives past my car, I shout '****' inside my car. :-)

 

[Keeper!]

Shit head, offensive and straight to the point

 

[Grassland Blue]

****, prick, bellend; usually preceded by ’fucking’, depending on how angry I am.

Almost always used towards things Utd related or some dickhead on the road that’s pissed me off. All terms that also apply to most Russians, gammons and lying politicians.

You omitted twat. Otherwise I'm with you all the way

 

[kaz7]

Where do i start lol, people think i am in a temper or being aggressive when i swear away but that is just me speaking normally, fucking makes every sentance , twat the same, arsewipe doesnt go over too well but i like it

 

[kaz7]

I always suspected you may be potty mouthed Kaz.

Too many yrs around squaddies and a bang on the head , lol

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

“Thundercunt” is a fine interjection. It mustn't be overused, so as not to devalue it. When used pertinently, of someone of whom it is undoubtedly true, it is just fine.

 

[BLS]

Damn your eyes, sir!

Ye gods! I say steady old boy