Favourite swear words

One of my student houseshare twats was from down south. He just loved using "bastard", pronounced in a northern accent.
Waaaaayy better than "baaaaaaaarrrrrstarrrd", apparently...
 
Has a certain ring to it in a slightly non offensive yet highly derogatory way. A truly all round beautiful word.

What a twat !!!
He looks a right twat in that.
A complete and utter twat
Stop being a twat about it
YOU TWAT !!!
Are you a natural twat or do you practice ??
Oi luv....show us your *&%$.
That's a twats trick......
He got a right good twatting the other night.

Substituting the word c**t just makes it sound more violent, plus, it's a very English word.


"Twat! That was liquid football!"
 
Last edited:

Don't have an account? Register now and see fewer ads!

SIGN UP
Back
Top
  AdBlock Detected
Bluemoon relies on advertising to pay our hosting fees. Please support the site by disabling your ad blocking software to help keep the forum sustainable. Thanks.