Favourite swear words

[lefty goldblatt]

Ringpiece
Cockwomble
(K)nobsac(k) k's used for individual preference, when written down.

I'd have Roger's Profanisaurus (Dad Krapital) as one of my favourite works of literature

 

[dickie davies]

If something goes wrong my go to phrase is "oh fuckity fuck"

As for the versatility of the F word

 

[christened at st marks]

U for coffee

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Fucknugget and twatwaffle are particular favourites.

 

[BongoBlue]

Fuckwit.
Spunkbubble.
And the inevitable **** in all it's variations.
Great topic.

Ye shower of cunts. :)

 

[Eccles Blue]

Sugar butties

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

I remember seeing a reply to a tweet from Nigel Farage about global warming that went "That's not how global warming works you gammon faced shit flute!" - which I thought was a great swearing put down very well executed.

 

[Grassland Blue]

I love the word “****”.
It’s just so abrupt and offensive. Absolutely my all time favourite word.

"We're all cunts mate."
As a work colleague once told me.
"There's tall ones, short ones, fat ones and skinny ones, clever ones, thick ones, dodgy ones, ugly ones, gobby ones, lying ones and stupid ones. Now what type are you?"

"Unless, of course, you're a wanker and nobody wants to be one of those now, do they"?

 

[mancboy]

i find if you put thundering at the beginning of any swear word it really rams home the point if you call someone a twat it tells them theyre a twat if you call em a thundering twat you're driving home the point

 

[urban genie]

**** but not because I can use it a lot in anger, more because it can also be used also with no malice as in ya dozy **** or that **** ove there.