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ancoats said:

Now Hiring: Assistant Accountant ? it would be fun if somebody ran off with the money (hold on a minute) ​



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Accountant to the assistant accountant:

That's one for you, one for me and one between the rest of the members....
And one for you, one for me and one between the rest of the members
(Repeat until the takings from that day's game.has been divided (ahem) equally
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
Accountant to the assistant accountant:

That's one for you, one for me and one between the rest of the members....
And one for you, one for me and one between the rest of the members
(Repeat until the takings from that day's game.has been divided (ahem) equally
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He’ll be looking after the barrels:)
 
Out of curiosity I have just looked at their latest filed accounts which are year ending June 2022. One thing I found funny is an item which said they had a water bill of £55k 'due to newly discovered water meter'. How the fuck can you run a club for years and suddenly find a water meter! Utter clowns. Their loss was 387k on a turnover of 1.14m!
 
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Eds said:
Out of curiosity I have just looked at their latest filed accounts which are year ending June 2022. One thing I found funny is an item which said they had a water bill of £55k 'due to newly discovered water meter'. How the fuck can you run a club for years and suddenly find a water meter! Utter clowns. Their loss was 387k on a turnover of 1.14m!
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thats why looking for a new assistant accountant the last one found the over sight and was sacked for pointing it out
 
Eds said:
Out of curiosity I have just looked at their latest filed accounts which are year ending June 2022. One thing I found funny is an item which said they had a water bill of £55k 'due to newly discovered water meter'. How the fuck can you run a club for years and suddenly find a water meter! Utter clowns. Their loss was 387k on a turnover of 1.14m!
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How fucking long have they been there and only now they find the water meter? also, a good assistant accountant would need to be in the magic circle to help them


Their loss was 387k on a turnover of 1.14m!
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Surely a so-called fan-owned club can only spend what it makes or am I wrong, How can you overspend by that amount of £387k, Plus this is happening year after year and enough is enough ? Manchester City Council should hang their heads in shame for allowing this to keep happening,​


Their debt to the Manchester City council should now be called in, or take their ground off them and let somebody else use it, would make a nice bus depo for the yellow buses
 
Eds said:
Out of curiosity I have just looked at their latest filed accounts which are year ending June 2022. One thing I found funny is an item which said they had a water bill of £55k 'due to newly discovered water meter'. How the fuck can you run a club for years and suddenly find a water meter! Utter clowns. Their loss was 387k on a turnover of 1.14m!
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Surely they've been sent a water bill? They've been there 8 years now!
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
Lest we forget......
Loads of Leeds fans on the train (they were at Bolton) and not one word said.....
Outside the pub in Chorley and 25 of them v 3 Leeds fans they feel a lot more confident at taking them on.
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Fair play to the L**ds fans for not backing down.
 
Drove past pallet park at about 4:30 and other than the cars parked up and down lightbowne road, you wouldn't have known there was a game on... Silent.

Thought they had a 'famous atmosphere' ?
 
This and the sheikh pulling out has made my weekend , oh and wales got beat in the kick and clap what a day, just NZ to win now will do .
 
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