FC United thread

Mostonisblue said:
How very dare you!

The bucketeers club morals do have boundaries, they will not take money from anyone. They won’t just do anything for money. What next, you’ll be suggesting that the money grabbing twats would do something as tasteless as organise a pre match raffle to win an order of service from a funeral?

No club would be that classless
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Mostonisblue said:
How very dare you!

The bucketeers club morals do have boundaries, they will not take money from anyone. They won’t just do anything for money. What next, you’ll be suggesting that the money grabbing twats would do something as tasteless as organise a pre match raffle to win an order of service from a funeral?

No club would be that classless
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Ha ha ha ha a raffle where the top two prizes are a pen that Cantona signed his membership form with and then the sharpie pen that he signed a replica shirt with.

There is no certificate of authenticity attached with either!!!!!! Ha ha ha what a 2 fucking bob outfit they are.
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
Ha ha ha ha a raffle where the top two prizes are a pen that Cantona signed his membership form with and then the sharpie pen that he signed a replica shirt with.

There is no certificate of authenticity attached with either!!!!!! Ha ha ha what a 2 fucking bob outfit they are.
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In other words a pen that someone found in the office. What next ? the cup he had a drink of tea out of or the mat he used to wipe his feet on (on his way out)
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
Nail on the head.
A genuine opportunity to start a new club was lost.
It’s a bit like you and 3 mates being very musically talented and everyone says “form a band, you’ll be great” and instead of writing their own material and playing small gigs and making they way organically to larger venues, they decide to become a tribute band and straight away get decent crowds full of balding beer bellied blokes reliving their 20’s.
Fifteen years later, with a couple of line up changes, the band are still going but the crowds are smaller. The novelty of seeing them 5 times a year has worn off. The band ask “how can we attract a new audience?” and someone suggests writing your own material and being yourselves rather than trading off the back of someone else’s work…..
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Interesting analogy, with new bands starting off in the music business .
Did you include the nasty "manager" who ripped them off and actually put them in debt, by putting the band up in swanky hotels and limousines ?
The original board members of the Splitters gave the "members" false hope by building their expectations of becoming, at least, a Conference level club. But, none of the these original board members had any realistic experience of Non- League football.
When the nasty "business manager" started appointing his own marketing experts and flunkies, the project was knackered.
Unbelievably, the media still think they are upward and are a successful club...
 
Platt Lane 59 said:
Interesting analogy, with new bands starting off in the music business .
Did you include the nasty "manager" who ripped them off and actually put them in debt, by putting the band up in swanky hotels and limousines ?
The original board members of the Splitters gave the "members" false hope by building their expectations of becoming, at least, a Conference level club. But, none of the these original board members had any realistic experience of Non- League football.
When the nasty "business manager" started appointing his own marketing experts and flunkies, the project was knackered.
Unbelievably, the media still think they are upward and are a successful club...
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That’s punk football- the great rock ‘n’ goal swindle!
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
Roll up, roll up, roll up!
For the next round of fundraising we are auctioning the chair that Eric sat in!
And what about the coffee mug that Eric drank out of?
Finally, the computer mouse that Eric twice looked at.
Make your bid to own these “most have” sought after items
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Why not raffle off the Fruitcake himself.
 
Mostonisblue said:
How very dare you!

The bucketeers club morals do have boundaries, they will not take money from anyone. They won’t just do anything for money. What next, you’ll be suggesting that the money grabbing twats would do something as tasteless as organise a pre match raffle to win an order of service from a funeral?

No club would be that classless
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Prizes connected to another club, one that they walked away from
 
Gray said:
Why not raffle off the Fruitcake himself.
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Eric probably went to the loo, after having his cup of tea/coffee.

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Mostonisblue said:
How very dare you!

The bucketeers club morals do have boundaries, they will not take money from anyone. They won’t just do anything for money. What next, you’ll be suggesting that the money grabbing twats would do something as tasteless as organise a pre match raffle to win an order of service from a funeral?

No club would be that classless
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I’d much rather have a Pink special from just under 12 months earlier, when the Lawman put them in the Second Division (yes, I know).
 
Mostonisblue said:
How very dare you!

The bucketeers club morals do have boundaries, they will not take money from anyone. They won’t just do anything for money. What next, you’ll be suggesting that the money grabbing twats would do something as tasteless as organise a pre match raffle to win an order of service from a funeral?

No club would be that classless
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I’m surprised the ticket tout didn’t already have a price printed on them.
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
Ha ha ha ha a raffle where the top two prizes are a pen that Cantona signed his membership form with and then the sharpie pen that he signed a replica shirt with.

There is no certificate of authenticity attached with either!!!!!! Ha ha ha what a 2 fucking bob outfit they are.
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When do you think they’ll figure out that they are, in fact, the seagulls…?
 
Mostonisblue said:
How very dare you!

The bucketeers club morals do have boundaries, they will not take money from anyone. They won’t just do anything for money. What next, you’ll be suggesting that the money grabbing twats would do something as tasteless as organise a pre match raffle to win an order of service from a funeral?

No club would be that classless
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Fucking hell it's like the old joke ....

First prize a night in Morecambe
Second prize two nights in Morecambe.

The pen that French **** used....deary me.
 
I’ve just been in a non league Facebook page , where somebody has come down from Scotland to attend a Fcum legends (really) v a legends 11 mufc lol, anyway the guy was told on a list he could become a part of the club by coughing up £25 pound …
 
The Salford lad. said:
I’ve just been in a non league Facebook page , where somebody has come down from Scotland to attend a Fcum legends (really) v a legends 11 mufc lol, anyway the guy was told on a list he could become a part of the club by coughing up £25 pound …
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Plus a "suggested donation" of 10 quid and throwing any lose change into a bucket.

Then the pen he uses to sign his form he can buy from the club for a fiver.
 
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