FC United Thread

I know a handful of us are already planning on logging in. If anyone else is spectacularly bored on a Thursday night and fancies hearing just how deluded the fuckwits are then feel free to tune into the bucketeers GM online starting in 5 minutes. It’s a chance to listen to their stupidity, the pointless questions the gullible idiots ask and hear them all in a state of denial of just how fucked they are.

I know it’s late to stick it up here, but we didn’t want them changing it. If anyone else wants an earlier quiet heads up next time then drop me a pm & I’ll add you to the list of people who want early warning and the link sent to them

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In case anyone is wondering the shower of shit can’t even start a meeting on time, so far it’s over half an hour late, It’s not secure & the organisation is fucking abysmal.

If anyone thought there was any chance of them overseeing the £125,000 profit they need next year after watching this there’s absolutely sod all chance. They couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery
 
Mostonisblue said:
In case anyone is wondering the shower of shit can’t even start a meeting on time, so far it’s over half an hour late, It’s not secure & the organisation is fucking abysmal.

If anyone thought there was any chance of them overseeing the £125,000 profit they need next year after watching this there’s absolutely sod all chance. They couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery
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I have logged in with a special username. I wonder if I'll get spotted!!
 

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Brooklands Blue said:
There's more chance of me giving birth this evening than converting. They are deluded beyond belief!
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Busted. I'm actually waiting for the train back from London and this delusion has been a tonic after a long day!!
 

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Fred_Quimby said:
How are you going to grow the fan base? Dead easy, just do what your ‘main’ club does - just say you have 682m fans; there you are, done. Fanbase grown. Invoice in the post.
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When you're a "community" club whose community isn't local people but disaffected united fans, then you've got a problem.
 
Brooklands Blue said:
Busted. I'm actually waiting for the train back from London and this delusion has been a tonic after a long day!!
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Ha ha ha ha they must be seething deep down that everything they say and do is reported back on here by agent Moston Is Blue.
But he's a paid up member, a Co-owner even!
We should all join, elect a load of Blues onto the board and run the club into the ground.
Or actually, just not join and not be elected onto the board seeing as the past and current board are doing such a great job in doing just that!
 
Interview with Paul Hurst on The Price of Football podcast spent 15mins talking about the rags No mention of their financial troubles on a podcast that always points out they aren't a "football podcast"

Going to email the podcast to challenge them

 
Fred_Quimby said:
How are you going to grow the fan base? Dead easy, just do what your ‘main’ club does - just say you have 682m fans; there you are, done. Fanbase grown. Invoice in the post.
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The glory day of when they first started , are a very very distant memory now , I always referred to them as Flash in the pan Utd , they really had an opportunity to start a club for all of Manchester but ostracised blues straight away, and when you look at the following they are usually from places like Barnsley etc , saying that I’ve seen on fb a couple of blues that go to the Pallet stack occasionally , not a fvukin chance would I give them vermin one red cent .
 
The Salford lad. said:
The glory day of when they first started , are a very very distant memory now , I always referred to them as Flash in the pan Utd , they really had an opportunity to start a club for all of Manchester but ostracised blues straight away, and when you look at the following they are usually from places like Barnsley etc , saying that I’ve seen on fb a couple of blues that go to the Pallet stack occasionally , not a fvukin chance would I give them vermin one red cent .
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Nail on the head.
A genuine opportunity to start a new club was lost.
It’s a bit like you and 3 mates being very musically talented and everyone says “form a band, you’ll be great” and instead of writing their own material and playing small gigs and making they way organically to larger venues, they decide to become a tribute band and straight away get decent crowds full of balding beer bellied blokes reliving their 20’s.
Fifteen years later, with a couple of line up changes, the band are still going but the crowds are smaller. The novelty of seeing them 5 times a year has worn off. The band ask “how can we attract a new audience?” and someone suggests writing your own material and being yourselves rather than trading off the back of someone else’s work…..
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
Ha ha ha ha they must be seething deep down that everything they say and do is reported back on here by agent Moston Is Blue.
But he's a paid up member, a Co-owner even!
We should all join, elect a load of Blues onto the board and run the club into the ground.
Or actually, just not join and not be elected onto the board seeing as the past and current board are doing such a great job in doing just that!
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For the record I am not a paid up member. I have not paid the bucketeers a penny for access to peek behind the curtain and see just how badly their club is mismanaged despite the carefully crafted public image.

Long story short a family member was very heavily involved many years ago which led to a few interesting discussions at family get togethers as they knew how strongly I objected to their white elephant getting built on our playing fields & at our expense. Around the time of the ground opening they were chased away by the righteous bunch of fuckwits that remained behind & have overseen zero growth in the ten years since (other than the debts which have grown massively obviously) with zero accountability. At a get together a few years back when they were fed up with me looking smug & agreed that I’d probably been right all along they shared their membership details with me. I joined this place to share the info with a wider audience.

I guess the moral of the story for all the bucketeers reading this that are very upset this moston resident is sharing the only accurate account of what’s going on at pallet park backed up with evidence is that you reap what you sow. If you hadn’t been so quick to drive away people who’d devoted years of their life in getting that shithole built then they wouldn’t be so fed up of you all & wouldn’t be so quick to let others know exactly what’s going on.
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
Nail on the head.
A genuine opportunity to start a new club was lost.
It’s a bit like you and 3 mates being very musically talented and everyone says “form a band, you’ll be great” and instead of writing their own material and playing small gigs and making they way organically to larger venues, they decide to become a tribute band and straight away get decent crowds full of balding beer bellied blokes reliving their 20’s.
Fifteen years later, with a couple of line up changes, the band are still going but the crowds are smaller. The novelty of seeing them 5 times a year has worn off. The band ask “how can we attract a new audience?” and someone suggests writing your own material and being yourselves rather than trading off the back of someone else’s work…..
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Great analogy, MES.
 
Mostonisblue said:
For the record I am not a paid up member. I have not paid the bucketeers a penny for access to peek behind the curtain and see just how badly their club is mismanaged despite the carefully crafted public image.

Long story short a family member was very heavily involved many years ago which led to a few interesting discussions at family get togethers as they knew how strongly I objected to their white elephant getting built on our playing fields & at our expense. Around the time of the ground opening they were chased away by the righteous bunch of fuckwits that remained behind & have overseen zero growth in the ten years since (other than the debts which have grown massively obviously) with zero accountability. At a get together a few years back when they were fed up with me looking smug & agreed that I’d probably been right all along they shared their membership details with me. I joined this place to share the info with a wider audience.

I guess the moral of the story for all the bucketeers reading this that are very upset this moston resident is sharing the only accurate account of what’s going on at pallet park backed up with evidence is that you reap what you sow. If you hadn’t been so quick to drive away people who’d devoted years of their life in getting that shithole built then they wouldn’t be so fed up of you all & wouldn’t be so quick to let others know exactly what’s going on.
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Ha! Now that will piss them off even more!
*saying “hi” to the M40 Sheriff*
 
The Salford lad. said:
The glory day of when they first started , are a very very distant memory now , I always referred to them as Flash in the pan Utd , they really had an opportunity to start a club for all of Manchester but ostracised blues straight away, and when you look at the following they are usually from places like Barnsley etc , saying that I’ve seen on fb a couple of blues that go to the Pallet stack occasionally , not a fvukin chance would I give them vermin one red cent .
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Yup.. Btw, I like your description of them as 'Flash In The Pan Utd'.. although I've always referred to them as 'The Junior Red Filth', after 'The Red Filth' that originally spawned them.. and that lot has been 'The Red Filth' to me for at least 60 years now!
 
johnevans said:
Yup.. Btw, I like your description of them as 'Flash In The Pan Utd'.. although I've always referred to them as 'The Junior Red Filth', after 'The Red Filth' that originally spawned them.. and that lot has been 'The Red Filth' to me for at least 60 years now!
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Little Cunts always suffices for me.
 
The Club Morals hold no boundaries. They will take money from anybody, even Big Brother, by showing the United game on a big screen, showing a Glazers United game, the very thing they hate the most and why they formed the club in the first place.

For that reason only they should be asked to fold and hand back the land, fuck right off from Moston and Manchester
 
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