FC United Thread

[manclad]

It seems the Robins aren't bobbins:)

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[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

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[Mostonisblue]

The council have fallen for the sunken cost fallacy. They can’t face the embarrassment & offered them extra cash, ridiculous preferential terms on loans they couldn’t repay & senior staff members to help bail out their board. Any other club or company in their situation would have been would up ages ago.

I still don’t think the council will let it happen but here’s the latest board papers saying what a shit financial situation they’re in & the co-owners need to be more understanding & realise just how fucked they are.

 

[Mostonisblue]

The Christmas grift is on for the bucket shakers. £27 for a 1 course meal of curry and potatoes!!!

The pre match dining hasn’t been a massive hit, funnily enough non league football fans don’t want to pay for overpriced shit food.

Here’s the attendances for the pre match dining this year

 

[Mostonisblue]

The three new shirts they launched this year haven’t sold as well as they thought. Quelle surprise! Who’s have thought a non league moston based club struggling to get fans through the door that constantly goes on about its affordability wouldn’t sell the thousands of strips that these bellends budgeted for? Don’t worry though, that wasn’t bad planning or a stupidly naive financial assumption.

although the marketing might not have been right the main problem was the fans voting for shirts that are just too boring. If those pesky fans don’t start voting for and buying more wacky shirts they’re going to have to “consider alternatives to raise the necessary income” & we all know what that means by now…. Bring on the buckets

 

[cheekybids]

The three new shirts they launched this year haven’t sold as well as they thought. Quelle surprise! Who’s have thought a non league moston based club struggling to get fans through the door that constantly goes on about its affordability wouldn’t sell the thousands of strips that these bellends budgeted for? Don’t worry though, that wasn’t bad planning or a stupidly naive financial assumption.

although the marketing might not have been right the main problem was the fans voting for shirts that are just too boring. If those pesky fans don’t start voting for and buying more wacky shirts they’re going to have to “consider alternatives to raise the necessary income” & we all know what that means by now…. Bring on the buckets

The thick cunts should sell em outside the swamp, now they know their level is they’ll lap them up.

 

[cheekybids]

The council have fallen for the sunken cost fallacy. They can’t face the embarrassment & offered them extra cash, ridiculous preferential terms on loans they couldn’t repay & senior staff members to help bail out their board. Any other club or company in their situation would have been would up ages ago.

They can be summed up by Bubbles, every money making scheme leads to more money making schemes & broken promises.

 

[Newman Noggs]

I still don’t think the council will let it happen but here’s the latest board papers saying what a shit financial situation they’re in & the co-owners need to be more understanding & realise just how fucked they are.

I enjoyed the sentence; "For the second consecutive season, facing this level of unprecedented disruption...".

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I still don’t think the council will let it happen but here’s the latest board papers saying what a shit financial situation they’re in & the co-owners need to be more understanding & realise just how fucked they are.

….. and barrel collections!

They’ve fucked the buckets off and are now using barrels!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

The three new shirts they launched this year haven’t sold as well as they thought. Quelle surprise! Who’s have thought a non league moston based club struggling to get fans through the door that constantly goes on about its affordability wouldn’t sell the thousands of strips that these bellends budgeted for? Don’t worry though, that wasn’t bad planning or a stupidly naive financial assumption.

although the marketing might not have been right the main problem was the fans voting for shirts that are just too boring. If those pesky fans don’t start voting for and buying more wacky shirts they’re going to have to “consider alternatives to raise the necessary income” & we all know what that means by now…. Bring on the buckets

“While we absolutely respect the democratic process and the right of fans to make that decision…..”
You read that line and say to yourself the following line is
“But we are going to do it our way regardless ….”

And also blaming female fans for not buying the shirts! Or blaming co-owners for not buying them for their partners!

They also prattle on about “some of our most iconic shirts” in the same way that they describe Pallet Park as being an “iconic stadium.”
What a very high opinion of themselves these chancers have!