FC United Thread

[Blue Mist]

the spoof bluesky account is still taking the piss out of them

FC United of Manchester (@fcunited.bsky.social)

We made tons of shirts in woman’s sizes & budgeted on you mugs buying them by the truckload but you haven’t so we’re flogging them off cheap. There can’t possibly be anything wrong with our management or financial assumptions so we’re blaming you fans for voting for boring shirts & not buying them

bsky.app

Brilliant. Which ever Blue it is, I doff my cap.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Here’s another one.
I don’t think it’s a blue but a disgruntled Splitter.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

So tomorrow’s opponents are managed by the Bucketeers former manager, which would explain these recents rants against him by a Splitter who appears to bare grudges like lonely high court judges.

 

[Mostonisblue]

This Tuesday v Warringron Rylands….. a bit of shit weather and they’ll be pushed to get 1000 turn up.
Or worse, the game is called off with hours to go and the pies have arrived, programmes printed and other expenses incurred.

They got a draw tonight after Warrington scored an injury time equaliser. Drove past earlier & it looked a bit quiet seeing as it was the return of the former Manager & they’ve won their last 2 home games in style. They still only got 1168 through the doors.

 

[roman totale]

They got a draw tonight after Warrington scored an injury time equaliser. Drove past earlier & it looked a bit quiet seeing as it was the return of the former Manager & they’ve won their last 2 home games in style. They still only got 1168 through the doors.

Oof. That’s probably their worst crowd of the season and well below the elusive break-even (2k?)