Montgomery Burns
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Re: Fergie at it again
You shouldn't encourage me. But since you have, until he falls into line the BBC should make no reference to 'them' on any of its media; be it local, national or internet. A bit like when Maggie didn't want to give the IRA the 'oxygen of publicity' during the 1980's. No mention of them anywhere, as if they didn't exist. Since like all good narcissists, The Scum crave attention, this could have a devastating effect on them.
Sports Report would be fun. James Alexander Gordon (if he's still alive) would have had to announce today's result from Craven Cottage as 'Fulham 2, Some Other Team 2'. Or 'Fulham 2, The Team £800m in debt 2'. Obviously this last one would have to be updated game by game as the debt increased.
Clearly there would have to be exceptions made to depriving them of attention. As an example, everytime Robert Peston came on he could announce the estimated debt of The Scum in real time. And this could be mentioned at the start and finish of every 'business' programme on TV and radio and every business page on the internet, where you could have a SSN style yellow ticker which showed the debt rising second by second. Thinking about it both of these proposals should be mandatory.
No doubt others more sober and rational than me will be able to think up other suitable exceptions that could be applied.
bluegonads said:
You shouldn't encourage me. But since you have, until he falls into line the BBC should make no reference to 'them' on any of its media; be it local, national or internet. A bit like when Maggie didn't want to give the IRA the 'oxygen of publicity' during the 1980's. No mention of them anywhere, as if they didn't exist. Since like all good narcissists, The Scum crave attention, this could have a devastating effect on them.
Sports Report would be fun. James Alexander Gordon (if he's still alive) would have had to announce today's result from Craven Cottage as 'Fulham 2, Some Other Team 2'. Or 'Fulham 2, The Team £800m in debt 2'. Obviously this last one would have to be updated game by game as the debt increased.
Clearly there would have to be exceptions made to depriving them of attention. As an example, everytime Robert Peston came on he could announce the estimated debt of The Scum in real time. And this could be mentioned at the start and finish of every 'business' programme on TV and radio and every business page on the internet, where you could have a SSN style yellow ticker which showed the debt rising second by second. Thinking about it both of these proposals should be mandatory.
No doubt others more sober and rational than me will be able to think up other suitable exceptions that could be applied.