Re: Bacon's Face's Book
To save Blues the expense of buying the book I have summarised it....
"Had a wee dram and a bottle of Bolly then argued with that c*nt Beckham.
In between a few drinkies with my horse racing cronies I told Keane he was a twat and as for Carlos Tevez, he refused to buy me a bottle of Teachers so I told him to fuck off. Ronaldo didna drink so he had to go and then Citeh won the League so I had three cases of scotch on the coach home. Bastards.
The only decent people I met were the referees, we had a few drinks before a match, it was the only time I paid mind oh and I bunged that other champagne socialist a few quid to sort me out with a knighthood, have I mentioned having a drink ?
To save Blues the expense of buying the book I have summarised it....
"Had a wee dram and a bottle of Bolly then argued with that c*nt Beckham.
In between a few drinkies with my horse racing cronies I told Keane he was a twat and as for Carlos Tevez, he refused to buy me a bottle of Teachers so I told him to fuck off. Ronaldo didna drink so he had to go and then Citeh won the League so I had three cases of scotch on the coach home. Bastards.
The only decent people I met were the referees, we had a few drinks before a match, it was the only time I paid mind oh and I bunged that other champagne socialist a few quid to sort me out with a knighthood, have I mentioned having a drink ?