Fergusons Book (Merged)

[TheMightyQuinn]

I'm glad he's making laughable statements, makes me having no respect whatsoever for him or his 'achievements' seem much more justified.

 

[blueian99]

I've just entered a free draw for 2 tickets to an evening with the old soak at The Lowry.

If I win, I will burn them.

 

[Vienna_70]

I've just entered a free draw for 2 tickets to an evening with the old soak at The Lowry.

If I win, I will burn them.

Stick 'em on eBay.

I bet some sad bastard rags will be willing to pay well over the odds for them.

 

[stony]

I've just entered a free draw for 2 tickets to an evening with the old soak at The Lowry.

If I win, I will burn them.

Get on twitter and see if Mark Bosnich will buy em.

 

[Main Stand Hotdog]

I've just entered a free draw for 2 tickets to an evening with the old soak at The Lowry.

If I win, I will burn them.

Stick 'em on eBay.

I bet some sad bastard rags will be willing to pay well over the odds for them.

But run them up the crack of your arse before you post them to said rag.

 

[Cellarite]

I've just entered a free draw for 2 tickets to an evening with the old soak at The Lowry.

If I win, I will burn them.

Wait for the Q & A session and ask ol' baconchops to reveal what questions 28, 43 and 72 were on Mr Magnier's list.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Just been in to Waterstones. The Chapter about 2011-2012 is worth a read just for comedy value. The section about the 6-1 has the following untruths/lies in it:-

1. They "absolutely battered us" for the first 40 minutes;
2. They should have been 4-0 up at half time;
3. They were in control of the game at half-time;
4. Balotelli fouled Evans before the sending off;
5. We were 9 points ahead after the match.

Dementia is a cruel disease.

Apart from anything else, how the hell should they have been 4-0'upmat half-time, when Mario scored after about 20 minutes?

Lying, deluded, purple-nosed piss-can!

Fergie's first book came out in (I think) 1992 and I went into Waterstones had a look at his comments on the 5-1 in 1989.

Firstly he claimed Slippery Jim Leighton had nothing to do all game apart from the goals.........
Secondly he claimed the rags were ''on top'' of the game until it was disrupted and the players called off the pitch because of crowd trouble and as a result this unsettled them. The game was stopped after just 3 minutes.....
Finally he said the game was a lunchtime kick off (again which didn't suit his players) because of crowd trouble at the previous derby..... the game was a 3pm kick off and it was the following seasons derby - the 3-3 at Maine Road that was the lunch time kick off.

 

[stony]

Just been in to Waterstones. The Chapter about 2011-2012 is worth a read just for comedy value. The section about the 6-1 has the following untruths/lies in it:-

1. They "absolutely battered us" for the first 40 minutes;
2. They should have been 4-0 up at half time;
3. They were in control of the game at half-time;
4. Balotelli fouled Evans before the sending off;
5. We were 9 points ahead after the match.

Dementia is a cruel disease.

Apart from anything else, how the hell should they have been 4-0'upmat half-time, when Mario scored after about 20 minutes?

Lying, deluded, purple-nosed piss-can!

Fergie's first book came out in (I think) 1992 and I went into Waterstones had a look at his comments on the 5-1 in 1989.

Firstly he claimed Slippery Jim Leighton had nothing to do all game apart from the goals.........
Secondly he claimed the rags were ''on top'' of the game until it was disrupted and the players called off the pitch because of crowd trouble and as a result this unsettled them. The game was stopped after just 3 minutes.....
Finally he said the game was a lunchtime kick off (again which didn't suit his players) because of crowd trouble at the previous derby..... the game was a 3pm kick off and it was the following seasons derby - the 3-3 at Maine Road that was the lunch time kick off.

He's a habitual liar, and once he's cold in his grave, the real dirt on him will surface.

 

[laserblue]

I've just entered a free draw for 2 tickets to an evening with the old soak at The Lowry.

If I win, I will burn him.

Good man. Get your petrol can and matches ready.

 

[bgblue]

I'm at the Lowry now, and they are saying tickets available. Wankers