1) Never rage quit when playing as City
2) Enjoy others' rage quits. They are beautiful and you can move on. Replays shmeplays.
3) When the ball goes over the top and you get it, pass back to the keeper. The ball is too easily nicked.
4) When the ball goes over the top and it's close, use both triggers to get full control of Vinney/Nas/(Lescott?!), wait for the other guy to control it, then nick it.
5) If you've gone round someone with a trick, the dice is weighted more in your favour when you shoot. Try it before the game - even with a defender, when you do a couple of tricks you'll put it past Joe. But during the game you'll need to go past someone.
6) Mark Ronaldo. He's the shiny fast gay one.
7) Dummy the keeper - as in pretend you're rushing out and then let go. Most will try a shot/chip and Joe'll save it.
8) I know rag players are shit but don't get cocky.
9) Is my lucky number
10) Is the age I feel
11) Is the number of fingers my step family from Stoke have
12) Is the time you can start drinking when on holiday
13) Careful
14) I should go to bed
15) Them were the days
16) Someone passed me a joint................
17) Misty water coloured memories
18) Never rage quit when playing as City
2) Enjoy others' rage quits. They are beautiful and you can move on. Replays shmeplays.
3) When the ball goes over the top and you get it, pass back to the keeper. The ball is too easily nicked.
4) When the ball goes over the top and it's close, use both triggers to get full control of Vinney/Nas/(Lescott?!), wait for the other guy to control it, then nick it.
5) If you've gone round someone with a trick, the dice is weighted more in your favour when you shoot. Try it before the game - even with a defender, when you do a couple of tricks you'll put it past Joe. But during the game you'll need to go past someone.
6) Mark Ronaldo. He's the shiny fast gay one.
7) Dummy the keeper - as in pretend you're rushing out and then let go. Most will try a shot/chip and Joe'll save it.
8) I know rag players are shit but don't get cocky.
9) Is my lucky number
10) Is the age I feel
11) Is the number of fingers my step family from Stoke have
12) Is the time you can start drinking when on holiday
13) Careful
14) I should go to bed
15) Them were the days
16) Someone passed me a joint................
17) Misty water coloured memories
18) Never rage quit when playing as City