Fifa 13

[roj]

1) Never rage quit when playing as City
2) Enjoy others' rage quits. They are beautiful and you can move on. Replays shmeplays.
3) When the ball goes over the top and you get it, pass back to the keeper. The ball is too easily nicked.
4) When the ball goes over the top and it's close, use both triggers to get full control of Vinney/Nas/(Lescott?!), wait for the other guy to control it, then nick it.
5) If you've gone round someone with a trick, the dice is weighted more in your favour when you shoot. Try it before the game - even with a defender, when you do a couple of tricks you'll put it past Joe. But during the game you'll need to go past someone.
6) Mark Ronaldo. He's the shiny fast gay one.
7) Dummy the keeper - as in pretend you're rushing out and then let go. Most will try a shot/chip and Joe'll save it.
8) I know rag players are shit but don't get cocky.
9) Is my lucky number
10) Is the age I feel
11) Is the number of fingers my step family from Stoke have
12) Is the time you can start drinking when on holiday
13) Careful
14) I should go to bed
15) Them were the days
16) Someone passed me a joint................
17) Misty water coloured memories
18) Never rage quit when playing as City

 

[Mrmcfc]

I think the thing that bothers me most about the game is the obvious "handicap". Allegedly there is an "intensity" rating hidden in game. It changes depending on the time in the match and the score at that time.
Hence more goals on the 45th And 90th minute, and the reason why at some points during the game you can't string 2 passes together without losing the ball.

I know it's old news and whatever, but I can't understand why they cant just make it a consistently level playing field. Some reckon it's to appease the 12 year olds who would get battered every game without it, but that's life imo and everyone would probably be more pleased knowing you're winning/losing down to skill(or lack of) rather than some in game engine giving/taking away an advantage.

Sort it out EA you cunts.

For the reasons stated above I use a stupidly OP Brazilian/Russian league hybrid side and feel no guilt whatsoever!

 

[dan.j.mcfc]

I have only just discovered UT. I still don't fully understand it.

I hate it. There's no tier system. I started out with some cheap shit players and was put up against a guy with messi, aguero, ronaldo etc. and the odd game where your winning they just quit. Problem is they make money off it so they seem to only be concentrating on UT for Fifa 14 when the career mode needs to be completely rebuilt and have the bugs sorted out.

Can I ask what bugs you're referring to? Thanks.

 

[City_Sean]

My new team

Hart

Zabaleta (TOTY) Kompany Nastasic (TOTY) Clichy

Yaya Paulinho

Navas Silva Nasri

Aguero.

 

[Sparkys-Army]

My new team

Hart

Zabaleta (TOTY) Kompany Nastasic (TOTY) Clichy

Yaya Paulinho

Navas Silva Nasri

Aguero.

Hows TOTY Nastasic?

 

[ManCitizens.]

I think the thing that bothers me most about the game is the obvious "handicap". Allegedly there is an "intensity" rating hidden in game. It changes depending on the time in the match and the score at that time.
Hence more goals on the 45th And 90th minute, and the reason why at some points during the game you can't string 2 passes together without losing the ball.

I know it's old news and whatever, but I can't understand why they cant just make it a consistently level playing field. Some reckon it's to appease the 12 year olds who would get battered every game without it, but that's life imo and everyone would probably be more pleased knowing you're winning/losing down to skill(or lack of) rather than some in game engine giving/taking away an advantage.

Sort it out EA you cunts.

For the reasons stated above I use a stupidly OP Brazilian/Russian league hybrid side and feel no guilt whatsoever!

This is just another excuse as to why people get beat. If you was playing my Gran, she wouldn't ever score in the 45th or 90th minute, simply because she would be terrible at the game. You get beat 75% of the time by a better player, you won't be as good as you think you are.

 

[Sparkys-Army]

I think the thing that bothers me most about the game is the obvious "handicap". Allegedly there is an "intensity" rating hidden in game. It changes depending on the time in the match and the score at that time.
Hence more goals on the 45th And 90th minute, and the reason why at some points during the game you can't string 2 passes together without losing the ball.

I know it's old news and whatever, but I can't understand why they cant just make it a consistently level playing field. Some reckon it's to appease the 12 year olds who would get battered every game without it, but that's life imo and everyone would probably be more pleased knowing you're winning/losing down to skill(or lack of) rather than some in game engine giving/taking away an advantage.

Sort it out EA you *****.

For the reasons stated above I use a stupidly OP Brazilian/Russian league hybrid side and feel no guilt whatsoever!

This is just another excuse as to why people get beat. If you was playing my Gran, she wouldn't ever score in the 45th or 90th minute, simply because she would be terrible at the game. You get beat 75% of the time by a better player.

Agreed.

 

[quiet_riot]

I think the thing that bothers me most about the game is the obvious "handicap". Allegedly there is an "intensity" rating hidden in game. It changes depending on the time in the match and the score at that time.
Hence more goals on the 45th And 90th minute, and the reason why at some points during the game you can't string 2 passes together without losing the ball.

I know it's old news and whatever, but I can't understand why they cant just make it a consistently level playing field. Some reckon it's to appease the 12 year olds who would get battered every game without it, but that's life imo and everyone would probably be more pleased knowing you're winning/losing down to skill(or lack of) rather than some in game engine giving/taking away an advantage.

Sort it out EA you cunts.

For the reasons stated above I use a stupidly OP Brazilian/Russian league hybrid side and feel no guilt whatsoever!

This is just another excuse as to why people get beat. If you was playing my Gran, she wouldn't ever score in the 45th or 90th minute, simply because she would be terrible at the game. You get beat 75% of the time by a better player, you won't be as good as you think you are.

When playing the CPU, you can feel the shift as they go from incompetent buffoons who can't run properly, to world beaters who would outpass Barcelona.

 

[ManCitizens.]

I think the thing that bothers me most about the game is the obvious "handicap". Allegedly there is an "intensity" rating hidden in game. It changes depending on the time in the match and the score at that time.
Hence more goals on the 45th And 90th minute, and the reason why at some points during the game you can't string 2 passes together without losing the ball.

I know it's old news and whatever, but I can't understand why they cant just make it a consistently level playing field. Some reckon it's to appease the 12 year olds who would get battered every game without it, but that's life imo and everyone would probably be more pleased knowing you're winning/losing down to skill(or lack of) rather than some in game engine giving/taking away an advantage.

Sort it out EA you cunts.

For the reasons stated above I use a stupidly OP Brazilian/Russian league hybrid side and feel no guilt whatsoever!

This is just another excuse as to why people get beat. If you was playing my Gran, she wouldn't ever score in the 45th or 90th minute, simply because she would be terrible at the game. You get beat 75% of the time by a better player, you won't be as good as you think you are.

When playing the CPU, you can feel the shift as they go from incompetent buffoons who can't run properly, to world beaters who would outpass Barcelona.

I'm talking about online, bad players get beat consistently, simple as.

 

[Johnsonontheleft]

Does anyone on here NOT play as City?

If you don't play as City then please punch yourself in the mouth.

A good scoring tip is this: at a kick off, play it back to Yaya (with Aguero) using L1, sending Aguero running forwards. Dribble wide slightly until Aguero is nearly at their back line then hit a cross field lofted through ball in his direction. Often he'll latch onto this and you can score, this is perfect if you've just conceded. Too straight and the ball will sail through to the keeper.

 

[ManCitizens.]

Does anyone on here NOT play as City?

If you don't play as City then please punch yourself in the mouth.

A good scoring tip is this: at a kick off, play it back to Yaya (with Aguero) using L1, sending Aguero running forwards. Dribble wide slightly until Aguero is nearly at their back line then hit a cross field lofted through ball in his direction. Often he'll latch onto this and you can score, this is perfect if you've just conceded. Too straight and the ball will sail through to the keeper.

It won't work if the other person knows how to defend.

 

[kippaxchris]

Does anyone on here NOT play as City?

If you don't play as City then please punch yourself in the mouth.

A good scoring tip is this: at a kick off, play it back to Yaya (with Aguero) using L1, sending Aguero running forwards. Dribble wide slightly until Aguero is nearly at their back line then hit a cross field lofted through ball in his direction. Often he'll latch onto this and you can score, this is perfect if you've just conceded. Too straight and the ball will sail through to the keeper.

Only online. I hate playing with City in games

 

[Garry.Cook]

Anyone play 'online pro' or whatever it's called? I've made a team 'Bluemooners' and need a few more players if anyone's interested. Don't bother with all the headset shite.

 

[Whichonespink]

Anyone play 'online pro' or whatever it's called? I've made a team 'Bluemooners' and need a few more players if anyone's interested. Don't bother with all the headset shite.

What console mate?

 

[Mrmcfc]

I think the thing that bothers me most about the game is the obvious "handicap". Allegedly there is an "intensity" rating hidden in game. It changes depending on the time in the match and the score at that time.
Hence more goals on the 45th And 90th minute, and the reason why at some points during the game you can't string 2 passes together without losing the ball.

I know it's old news and whatever, but I can't understand why they cant just make it a consistently level playing field. Some reckon it's to appease the 12 year olds who would get battered every game without it, but that's life imo and everyone would probably be more pleased knowing you're winning/losing down to skill(or lack of) rather than some in game engine giving/taking away an advantage.

Sort it out EA you *****.

For the reasons stated above I use a stupidly OP Brazilian/Russian league hybrid side and feel no guilt whatsoever!

This is just another excuse as to why people get beat. If you was playing my Gran, she wouldn't ever score in the 45th or 90th minute, simply because she would be terrible at the game. You get beat 75% of the time by a better player, you won't be as good as you think you are.

The goals are not for certain, I never said they were. But the intensity in which the players play with is pretty plain to see if you watch for it, and it certainly make a difference.
It gives someone opportunities where their players seemingly can't miss, be it awful passing by your players or great movement from their strikers.

One minute you'll be playing fluent flowing football, the next you can't string two passes together. Its bullshit imo, but I don't mind if you can't see it.

Edit: I don't think I'm some world beater who should never lose, but I'm a decent enough player always lurking in Div 1/2 (FUT and Seasons). Just FYI.

 

[J3SUS]

I think the thing that bothers me most about the game is the obvious "handicap". Allegedly there is an "intensity" rating hidden in game. It changes depending on the time in the match and the score at that time.
Hence more goals on the 45th And 90th minute, and the reason why at some points during the game you can't string 2 passes together without losing the ball.

I know it's old news and whatever, but I can't understand why they cant just make it a consistently level playing field. Some reckon it's to appease the 12 year olds who would get battered every game without it, but that's life imo and everyone would probably be more pleased knowing you're winning/losing down to skill(or lack of) rather than some in game engine giving/taking away an advantage.

Sort it out EA you *****.

For the reasons stated above I use a stupidly OP Brazilian/Russian league hybrid side and feel no guilt whatsoever!

This is just another excuse as to why people get beat. If you was playing my Gran, she wouldn't ever score in the 45th or 90th minute, simply because she would be terrible at the game. You get beat 75% of the time by a better player, you won't be as good as you think you are.

The goals are not for certain, I never said they were. But the intensity in which the players play with is pretty plain to see if you watch for it, and it certainly make a difference.
It gives someone opportunities where their players seemingly can't miss, be it awful passing by your players or great movement from their strikers.

One minute you'll be playing fluent flowing football, the next you can't string two passes together. Its bullshit imo, but I don't mind if you can't see it.

Edit: I don't think I'm some world beater who should never lose, but I'm a decent enough player always lurking in Div 1/2 (FUT and Seasons). Just FYI.

I have experienced the same bullshit most times I play. From random red cards to his goalkeeper single handily stopping an absolute onslaught to loose r1-0 to a dodgy penalty or a 6"+ striker putting usain bolt to shame( including mandzukic outpacing thiago silva).

 

[Mrmcfc]

This is just another excuse as to why people get beat. If you was playing my Gran, she wouldn't ever score in the 45th or 90th minute, simply because she would be terrible at the game. You get beat 75% of the time by a better player, you won't be as good as you think you are.

The goals are not for certain, I never said they were. But the intensity in which the players play with is pretty plain to see if you watch for it, and it certainly make a difference.
It gives someone opportunities where their players seemingly can't miss, be it awful passing by your players or great movement from their strikers.

One minute you'll be playing fluent flowing football, the next you can't string two passes together. Its bullshit imo, but I don't mind if you can't see it.

Edit: I don't think I'm some world beater who should never lose, but I'm a decent enough player always lurking in Div 1/2 (FUT and Seasons). Just FYI.

I have experienced the same bullshit most times I play. From random red cards to his goalkeeper single handily stopping an absolute onslaught to loose r1-0 to a dodgy penalty or a 6"+ striker putting usain bolt to shame( including mandzukic outpacing thiago silva).

If its a level playing field gold teams beat bronze sides every time. But it doesn't happen. Instead you get bronze players scoring worldies and breezing past kompany like he's not there.

 

[Josh Blue]

Does anyone on here NOT play as City?

If you don't play as City then please punch yourself in the mouth.

A good scoring tip is this: at a kick off, play it back to Yaya (with Aguero) using L1, sending Aguero running forwards. Dribble wide slightly until Aguero is nearly at their back line then hit a cross field lofted through ball in his direction. Often he'll latch onto this and you can score, this is perfect if you've just conceded. Too straight and the ball will sail through to the keeper.

wtf shut up

 

[Garry.Cook]

Anyone play 'online pro' or whatever it's called? I've made a team 'Bluemooners' and need a few more players if anyone's interested. Don't bother with all the headset shite.

What console mate?

Oh yeh sorry, PS3