Films which wouldn't have lasted very long

[allan harper]

Willy Wonka gets arrested in operation Yewtree for enticing kids with a Golden ticket and for bumming Umpa Lumpas.

 

[bada bing]

Sex : The Annabel Chong Story. ( filmed at The Swamp when they're 6-1 down )

 

[cibaman]

Face Off. A film in which the two main characters constantly shoot at each but keep missing. If one of them could shoot straight...

 

[Kippax.]

E.T. Shall we stay in today, we could see Earth another day?

 

[The Flash]

Jim Halsey gives Rutger Hauer the finger and speeds past him in the rain.

The Hitcher.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

'Doc it's a fucking DeLorean, piece of shite, take it back to the dealer and get a Ford Focus'

 

[The Flash]

'Doc it's a fucking DeLorean, piece of shite, take it back to the dealer and get a Ford Focus'

Weren't available in 1985.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

'Doc it's a fucking DeLorean, piece of shite, take it back to the dealer and get a Ford Focus'

Weren't available in 1985.

Shouldn't be fucking available now either.
One Million Years BC - 'fuck all this fighting - let's see if Raquel Welch is up for a spit-roast'.

 

[waterloo blue]

Brokeback Mountain-"What the fuck are you doing,I'm a happily married man".
Billy Elliot-I'm not dancing,I want to play football.
The Class of '92-We're sick of this narky jock twat,we're off.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Porridge.
'Fucking hell lads - we've got a swinger here - can someone cut Fletcher down?