Films which wouldn't have lasted very long

[andyhinch]

Every James Bond film, just kill the **** when you've trapped him.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

'Doc it's a fucking DeLorean, piece of shite, take it back to the dealer and get a Ford Focus'

Weren't available in 1985.

Pedantic ****, they were time travellers anyway so piss off

Oh wait...

 

[The Flash]

Shallow Grave - "Sorry Hugo, the room's taken".

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Sea Biscuit.
'That fucking nag will never win a race - what time does the abattoir close?'

 

[union city blue]

Clockwise. John Cleese gets on the train.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Brief Encounter.
Trevor Howard to Celia Johnson - 'It's a shame I'm a gayer and you're a lezzer, otherwise we could have had a quick fuck in the station toilets'.

 

[Carstairs]

Deliverance - "I can't believe that our wives believed us about a canoeing trip, the twats. Next stop Vegas!"

 

[Kippax.]

'Doc it's a fucking DeLorean, piece of shite, take it back to the dealer and get a Ford Focus'

Weren't available in 1985.

He had a time machine ffs!

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Thelma And Louise.
'I don't know about you, but I could murder a bit of cock'.

 

[maccadon]

Richard gere gets gonnoreah n murdered Julia Roberts