Films which wouldn't have lasted very long

[dronefromsector7g]

Gwyneth Paltrow gets crushed by the sliding doors.

 

[waterloo blue]

Three Men and a Baby-Savile,Harris and Clifford forget to clear their hard drives.

 

[Cellarite]

"I'm warning you Nemo, if you move one more muscle in that direction I'll wash my hands of you."

 

[Super David Silva 21]

Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?

Kevin: You want to take this one?

Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Like warm sticky toffee pudding.

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

Jim'll Fix It - The Early Years

 

[waterloo blue]

The Go Between-tell him yourself you lazy mare.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Harold and Kumar phone for a curry.

 

[The Flash]

'Doc it's a fucking DeLorean, piece of shite, take it back to the dealer and get a Ford Focus'

Weren't available in 1985.

He had a time machine ffs!

Not if he swapped the De Lorean (the time machine) for a non-existent Ford Focus.

Think before you post, Robbo.

 

[Carstairs]

"Houston, Everything is just fine"

 

[Bodicoteblue]

JFK
"Sorry mr president , we can't seem to get the roof off the limo".