Finally A Proper David Silva Song (merged)

What about using our new Silva song and also adding new verses to combine a one big 1-6 piss take song?

Balotelli...oh Balotelliiiii He scored the 1st goal at Old Trafford
Balotelli...oh Balotelliiiii Why is it always Mario??

Balotelli...oh Balotelliiii He scored the second at Old Trafford
Balotelli...oh Balotelliiii He loves to set off Fireworks!!!

Kun Aguero...oh Kun Aguero He scored the third goal at Old Trafford
Kun Aguero...oh Kun Aguero that's when you wankers fucked off hooooome!

Edin Dzeko...oh Edin Dzeko He scored the 4th goal at Old Trafford
Edin Dzeko...oh Edin Dzeko your so shit he scored it with his Kneeeeee

David Silva...oh David Silva He scored the 5th Goal at Old Trafford
David Silva...oh David Silva he is our Maestro from Maine Rooooad

Edin Dzeko...oh Edin Dzeko He scored the 6th goal at Old Trafford
Edin Dzeko...oh Edin Dzeko lucky bastards it could've been TEEEEEEEN

Repeat until bored.

Coat is on, tin hat attached.
 
daveduke67 said:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04hcZwqYVpI&feature=related[/youtube]

He's David Silva,
He'll twist, he'll turn and he'll skin ya,
He'll turn back, he'll whoop ya and bin ya
Time after time.

Heeee's electric,
and he wasnt really expensive,
He does things you never expected
Time after time.

He's David Silva
And he never fails to deliver,
Make you defences go all of a quiver
Time after time

For derby day only.

He is mesmeric,
ten times better than the Frenchman Eric,
Who's poetry was simply pathetic
Rhyme after rhyme.



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I've spoken to the facebook boys and they've said, after having a huddle, that they'll get it viral for me.

For those of you who can't be arsed going to games it'll be on Facebook, Youtube and twatter for your enjoyment.

I'll will then be getting all giddy with myself and proclaiming that I am the greatest song bastardiser to ever live and making, if anyone thought it possible, an even bigger smug arsehole of myself than I have done in the past.


Keypad warriors unite!
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At least you're not taking what Dave said too seriously
 
Mannie1 said:
What about using our new Silva song and also adding new verses to combine a one big 1-6 piss take song?

Balotelli...oh Balotelliiiii He scored the 1st goal at Old Trafford
Balotelli...oh Balotelliiiii Why is it always Mario??

Balotelli...oh Balotelliiii He scored the second at Old Trafford
Balotelli...oh Balotelliiii He loves to set off Fireworks!!!

Kun Aguero...oh Kun Aguero He scored the third goal at Old Trafford
Kun Aguero...oh Kun Aguero that's when you wankers fucked off hooooome!

Edin Dzeko...oh Edin Dzeko He scored the 4th goal at Old Trafford
Edin Dzeko...oh Edin Dzeko your so shit he scored it with his Kneeeeee

David Silva...oh David Silva He scored the 5th Goal at Old Trafford
David Silva...oh David Silva he is our Maestro from Maine Rooooad

Edin Dzeko...oh Edin Dzeko He scored the 6th goal at Old Trafford
Edin Dzeko...oh Edin Dzeko lucky bastards it could've been TEEEEEEEN

Repeat until bored.

Coat is on, tin hat attached.
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No need for coat.... bit of tweaking / adapting, it has masses of potential.

That day should be sung about forever.

The day was immortal
 
daveduke67 said:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04hcZwqYVpI&feature=related[/youtube]

He's David Silva,
He'll twist, he'll turn and he'll skin ya,
He'll turn back, he'll whoop ya and bin ya
Time after time.

Heeee's electric,
and he wasnt really expensive,
He does things you never expected
Time after time.

He's David Silva
And he never fails to deliver,
Make you defences go all of a quiver
Time after time

For derby day only.

He is mesmeric,
ten times better than the Frenchman Eric,
Who's poetry was simply pathetic
Rhyme after rhyme.



-------------------------


I've spoken to the facebook boys and they've said, after having a huddle, that they'll get it viral for me.

For those of you who can't be arsed going to games it'll be on Facebook, Youtube and twatter for your enjoyment.

I'll will then be getting all giddy with myself and proclaiming that I am the greatest song bastardiser to ever live and making, if anyone thought it possible, an even bigger smug arsehole of myself than I have done in the past.


Keypad warriors unite!
Click to expand...
Don't be jealous now Dave. There's a boy scouts picnic somewhere will have a go at your song, perhaps just after gin gan gooley. Or maybe try to get some involvement at a junior blues pantomime . You could invent a dance to help.

It must have irked you hearing the silva song at loftus road, eh?

And remember, as always.....keyboards for justice . The keyboard is mightier than the song.
 
Didsbury Dave said:
daveduke67 said:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04hcZwqYVpI&feature=related[/youtube]

He's David Silva,
He'll twist, he'll turn and he'll skin ya,
He'll turn back, he'll whoop ya and bin ya
Time after time.

Heeee's electric,
and he wasnt really expensive,
He does things you never expected
Time after time.

He's David Silva
And he never fails to deliver,
Make you defences go all of a quiver
Time after time

For derby day only.

He is mesmeric,
ten times better than the Frenchman Eric,
Who's poetry was simply pathetic
Rhyme after rhyme.



-------------------------


I've spoken to the facebook boys and they've said, after having a huddle, that they'll get it viral for me.

For those of you who can't be arsed going to games it'll be on Facebook, Youtube and twatter for your enjoyment.

I'll will then be getting all giddy with myself and proclaiming that I am the greatest song bastardiser to ever live and making, if anyone thought it possible, an even bigger smug arsehole of myself than I have done in the past.


Keypad warriors unite!
Click to expand...
Don't be jealous now Dave. There's a boy scouts picnic somewhere will have a go at your song, perhaps just after gin gan gooley. Or maybe try to get some involvement at a junior blues pantomime . You could invent a dance to help.

It must have irked you hearing the silva song at loftus road, eh?

And remember, as always.....keyboards for justice . The keyboard is mightier than the song.
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My post from page 4 of this thread.
just don't think saying he's a maestro of somewhere he hasn't played rings true - especially when it doesn't significantly alter the song saying Maestro of Man City, or Maestro of the city. Had it rhymed with the second line fair enough but it doesn't.

Just my opinion and I thought we were allowed to express that as long as it doesn't breach the CoC. Surely our very own Lennon and McCartney don't expect us to only post positive comments on their work?

Each to their own. It's not for me but I'm sure there will be plenty who'll join in and enjoy it and I'm genuinely pleased for them as it isn't an offensive song and it won't affect my enjoyment of a game. Ones that really do bug me are the anti-united songs when we aren't playing them - why people are thinking of them when we're playing Everton or QPR I don't know.

So well done for trying to improve our catalogue of songs and particularly for not adapting the 'We'll do what we want' tune.
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I respect other peoples opinions and realise that you'll rarely get everyone singing from the same song sheet on Bluemoon. I simply said it's not for me. I'd rather hear it than any Munich song or another we'll do what we want, but not as much as the Ooooh Balotelli one.

My Gallagher and Gallagher inspired masterpeice was a little tongue in cheek, probably doesn't come across as that, but it was.

Anyway, glad we sorted that out.

Hope your Dads feeling better.
 
felixbg said:
bluebannana said:
did one get sung yesterday
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ye. got going a lot in the left corner that was stood up.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/user/blueallianceloyal#p/a/u/2/JcHwvTHyh6E[/youtube]
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About ten people if that it looks like, we need the entire stand to join in
 
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