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He's David Silva,
He'll twist, he'll turn and he'll skin ya,
He'll turn back, he'll whoop ya and bin ya
Time after time.
Heeee's electric,
and he wasnt really expensive,
He does things you never expected
Time after time.
He's David Silva
And he never fails to deliver,
Make you defences go all of a quiver
Time after time
For derby day only.
He is mesmeric,
ten times better than the Frenchman Eric,
Who's poetry was simply pathetic
Rhyme after rhyme.
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I've spoken to the facebook boys and they've said, after having a huddle, that they'll get it viral for me.
For those of you who can't be arsed going to games it'll be on Facebook, Youtube and twatter for your enjoyment.
I'll will then be getting all giddy with myself and proclaiming that I am the greatest song bastardiser to ever live and making, if anyone thought it possible, an even bigger smug arsehole of myself than I have done in the past.
Keypad warriors unite!