Sweyn is also a compulsive nonesenser! Yes nonsenser!
Take for example his post on this very thread -
....Goostrey Village Fair Flans and Pastries Section due to Mrs Trevarrick's comments regarding my triumphant choux delights in 1962
The Goostrey Village Fair has been held on the first Sunday of May since 1960 - moved from the second Sunday in July as it clashed with the World Series Annual Guinea Pig and Cavies Show held in Bacup.
At the time the quality of Sweyns buns was called into question she was still Miss Cadwalader, and not as Sweyn claims, Mrs Trevarrick.
Miss Cadwalader did not marry Mr Trevarrick until the June of 1962 - a month after the aforementioned fair!
So Mr Forkbeard, what have you got to say about that you pathological liar? Eh?
Unless of course you simply got the year wrong in which case I apologise.
Or maybe I did and she got married in 1961 - can anyone confirm the year - should't be too hard - there's only one or two weddings a year in that parish and this was memorable as the bride should not, allegedly, have worn white if you know what I mean;-) The Entwistle-Cholmondelys gardners son I heard. He was a nice lad though, broad shoulders with a twinkle in his eye. How she must have felt cradled in those big strong arms, his fingers running through her hair, his soft lips pressing aginst hers and his............. anyway.