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FOR £1,000,000
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nijinsky's fetlocks
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Re: FOR £1,000,000
I agree.
Labradors are terrible shags.
XxRach09Xx said:stony said:I remember working with a blue from Higher Blakely an age ago. He told me about a tale about him and his mates coming home from the pub and they all got chippy on the way home. One lad couldn't afford it and asked them to buy him some chips.
One of them chirped up "I'll buy you pie and chips on a tray with gravy and a plastic fork if you shag that dog"
This lad swore blind that his mate then shagged a black Labrador in the middle of the road for pie and chips.
O.M.G !!!! Thats wrong , sooo wrong
I agree.
Labradors are terrible shags.
XxRachXx
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Re: FOR £1,000,000
Cant say ive ever had the privilege of trying a labrador ,
nijinsky's fetlocks said:XxRach09Xx said:O.M.G !!!! Thats wrong , sooo wrong
I agree.
Labradors are terrible shags.
Cant say ive ever had the privilege of trying a labrador ,
mcfcliam
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Re: FOR £1,000,000
Don't lie, Rach.
You told me everything on msn last night.
;-)
XxRach09Xx said:nijinsky's fetlocks said:I agree.
Labradors are terrible shags.
Cant say ive ever had the privilege of trying a labrador ,
Don't lie, Rach.
You told me everything on msn last night.
;-)
XxRachXx
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Re: FOR £1,000,000
Okay You got me there ;)
mcfcliam said:XxRach09Xx said:Cant say ive ever had the privilege of trying a labrador ,
Don't lie, Rach.
You told me everything on msn last night.
;-)
Okay You got me there ;)
nijinsky's fetlocks
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Re: FOR £1,000,000
Don't.
They are very selfish lovers.
They never get a round in,have halitosis and they lick their own balls.
They are handy at finding lost drugs down the back of the settee,however.
XxRach09Xx said:nijinsky's fetlocks said:I agree.
Labradors are terrible shags.
Cant say ive ever had the privilege of trying a labrador ,
Don't.
They are very selfish lovers.
They never get a round in,have halitosis and they lick their own balls.
They are handy at finding lost drugs down the back of the settee,however.
IFeedGoats
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Re: FOR £1,000,000
Knew a lad who would do pretty much anything for cash, although don't think it was the cash he did it for more the notoriety or the dare!
But the best one was when out drinking in the middle of Hale village mid afternoon someone dared him to strip naked, run on to the bowling green do 10 burpees, then run across the road touch the natwest bank wall(he actually ran across the road stopping the traffic naked), 10 more burpees on the Bowling green and back. Obviously to hidden clothes.
Knew a lad who would do pretty much anything for cash, although don't think it was the cash he did it for more the notoriety or the dare!
But the best one was when out drinking in the middle of Hale village mid afternoon someone dared him to strip naked, run on to the bowling green do 10 burpees, then run across the road touch the natwest bank wall(he actually ran across the road stopping the traffic naked), 10 more burpees on the Bowling green and back. Obviously to hidden clothes.
bowdonblue
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Re: FOR £1,000,000
What's one of them??
IFeedGoats said:Knew a lad who would do pretty much anything for cash, although don't think it was the cash he did it for more the notoriety or the dare!
But the best one was when out drinking in the middle of Hale village mid afternoon someone dared him to strip naked, run on to the bowling green do 10 burpees, then run across the road touch the natwest bank wall(he actually ran across the road stopping the traffic naked), 10 more burpees on the Bowling green and back. Obviously to hidden clothes.
What's one of them??
IFeedGoats
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Re: FOR £1,000,000
Here you go mate
wanted him to keep fit!
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bowdonblue said:IFeedGoats said:Knew a lad who would do pretty much anything for cash, although don't think it was the cash he did it for more the notoriety or the dare!
But the best one was when out drinking in the middle of Hale village mid afternoon someone dared him to strip naked, run on to the bowling green do 10 burpees, then run across the road touch the natwest bank wall(he actually ran across the road stopping the traffic naked), 10 more burpees on the Bowling green and back. Obviously to hidden clothes.
What's one of them??
Here you go mate
wanted him to keep fit!
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.frixo.com/sites/fitness/exercises/burpee.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.frixo.com/sites/fitness/exer ... urpee.html</a>
Re: FOR £1,000,000
I don't know much about dogs but surely it would have been a bit too err shall we say tight?
stony said:I remember working with a blue from Higher Blakely an age ago. He told me about a tale about him and his mates coming home from the pub and they all got chippy on the way home. One lad couldn't afford it and asked them to buy him some chips.
One of them chirped up "I'll buy you pie and chips on a tray with gravy and a plastic fork if you shag that dog"
This lad swore blind that his mate then shagged a black Labrador in the middle of the road for pie and chips.
I don't know much about dogs but surely it would have been a bit too err shall we say tight?