Totnes Blue
Well-Known Member
Absolutely against.
Sir, I laugh at lots of posts on here, and I don't say so because half my posts would be 'this made me chuckle', but this effort is worthy of my congratulations. This post is fucking brilliant.Carver said:I'll be generous and allow them in at level 10 of the English Football League System, cutting any association whatsoever with Scottish football (i.e. no Scottish cups or representation in Europe).
They will go into The Northern Football League 2nd Division along with Tow Law Town, Whitehaven, Stokesley Sports Club and Horden Colliery Welfare.
By the time they have had 5 promotions and are ready for the 6th the Scots will have voted to be independent and England, Wales and Norn Iron will be known as the FUK, the Former United Kingdom. There will be certain laws governing the way that the Former UK allows Scottish clubs, businesses and people to participate in future.
Taking one of the 4 positions in UEFA competition will be known as 'Taking FUKing liberties'
Scottish players who dual nationality who try to get back into the Scottish team after declaring for England at youth level will have said to have 'FUKed up'
The Manchester Un***d manager will be allowed into private hospital here due to specialist equipment not being available in Scotland. The special dispensation available for this one person will be due to him being certified a 'FUKing pisscan'.
and last but not least, Scottish clubs will not be allowed in FUK competeitions, so in effect Rangers and Celtic can 'FUK off' back to the Scottish League.
Skashion said:Sir, I laugh at lots of posts on here, and I don't say so because half my posts would be 'this made me chuckle', but this effort is worthy of my congratulations. This post is fucking brilliant.Carver said:I'll be generous and allow them in at level 10 of the English Football League System, cutting any association whatsoever with Scottish football (i.e. no Scottish cups or representation in Europe).
They will go into The Northern Football League 2nd Division along with Tow Law Town, Whitehaven, Stokesley Sports Club and Horden Colliery Welfare.
By the time they have had 5 promotions and are ready for the 6th the Scots will have voted to be independent and England, Wales and Norn Iron will be known as the FUK, the Former United Kingdom. There will be certain laws governing the way that the Former UK allows Scottish clubs, businesses and people to participate in future.
Taking one of the 4 positions in UEFA competition will be known as 'Taking FUKing liberties'
Scottish players who dual nationality who try to get back into the Scottish team after declaring for England at youth level will have said to have 'FUKed up'
The Manchester Un***d manager will be allowed into private hospital here due to specialist equipment not being available in Scotland. The special dispensation available for this one person will be due to him being certified a 'FUKing pisscan'.
and last but not least, Scottish clubs will not be allowed in FUK competeitions, so in effect Rangers and Celtic can 'FUK off' back to the Scottish League.
I've changed my mind somewhat. I used to think leave both those shitty fucking twatty **** thuggish sectarian clubs up there where they belong. However, recently I've been feeling sorry for Rangers' plight and how resolutely their fans have stuck by the club and if they were to start off in the Conference here, I could live with it. However, Celtic can fuck right off to Ireland as far as I'm concerned. Would never even contemplate letting them in.