Formed in 2008! No history!

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

what manchester city have over any other club is a loyal fan base, they can stick the history glory and how many titles up there ass ?? when your down in in the old 3rd division we had crowds of 30.000 turning up to watch manchester city playing football, its not about glory and winning try turning up on a wet tuesday night in the 3rd division knowing you are miles away from what we used to be, we was the last manchester team to win the old english first division title and cup winners and euro cup winner team and have history ??????

just look at united fans moaning about being shit its a disgrace, try 44 years without glory yoyo the leagues, countless managers players and fans turned up each week knowing that your watching the shirt and badge of past glories that's what football is about, and glory and silverware should never be asked but only hoped for and dreams of the fans turning up not knowing is why we all love football and not just glory

Don't forget about queuing at the box office at CoMS in March renewing yer season ticket and not knowing which fuckin' division yer'd be in come August!

 

[Corky]

Employment Rights
Woolworths
Neapolitans Chocolates (Terry’s)
Toffo sweets
Pears cyclopedia
Cassette Tapes
Yellow pages
Fax machines
Double Diamond
Spark plugs
Grandstand / World of Sport
The United Way.

I have had Double and Triple Diamond overseas not that long ago, the latter was 8.5%, along will John Bull Bitter as the English export beers.

 

[blue44]

One of my favourites has always been United fans saying that they were formed in 1878 and City in 1894 so they're much older.

There's a delighted crack of the knuckles before I put them right on this one. They usually try and run away.

Iv told this story before and no doubt it still applies to loads of their ignoramarses
Around the time hughes was appointed our manager,a rag where i work ( palestinian ) who never ever went ( most of his family blues),said to me " you're even having our ex players for your manager now "
I looked at him and thought you cant be so naive ,so i just said " mat busby " ,silence,then i repeated it " mat busby "
he walked away not even realising what i had just said to him

 

[blue44]

We arrived into Heathrow last week on the day of my sons birthday. At passport control we were met by a friendly, smiling chap who bid us a good morning and asked us where we had arrived from (Dubai). All nice and friendly until he got to my sons passport. He looked at the screen and then looked up at my son and said happy birthday, my son (who was wearing a city training shirt) said thanks and the following is word for word what Mr passport man said.."looks like you were born 3 years before your club were formed. Did you go to Dubai to watch a home game, that's where most of your fans are from isn't it."

I don't do banter, haven't got the temperament, wit or patience for it, I end up wanting to tell people to f**k off. As it was passport control I thought it would be better to keep my mouth shut and move on. I was absolutely fuming though.

Id be embarrassed to admit that.
its happened to me several times coming through borders,what can they do to you ?
I had a right do in 2013 in of all places abu dhabi coming home ( to manc ) with my family from thailand,and the rags were coming home from a trophy jolly,prem trophy on show etc,not the team but where they take trophies to supporters clubs,some immigration bloke spotted my sons city shirt and said summert,fuck that,he soon back tracked and tried to laugh it off,i bet he still regrets it.

 

[Bluekiwi]

Does anyone else ever get sick to the back teeth of this nonsense always thrown in our direction? Probably in a lot of circumstances by “fans” who have never been to Old Trafford!!
Could someone please draw up an in your face fact sheet for referral when needed! Lol

Just ask the rags the name of the player who back heeled a goal at the Swamp that confirmed their relegation to the second division.
I was there - the only way I got out the ground safely was to look pissed off -- that was so hard to do.

 

[Bluekiwi]

Just quote Mark Twain to the idiots ............................................................

“It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt”

 

[KingCarlito]

Id be embarrassed to admit that.
its happened to me several times coming through borders,what can they do to you ?
I had a right do in 2013 in of all places abu dhabi coming home ( to manc ) with my family from thailand,and the rags were coming home from a trophy jolly,prem trophy on show etc,not the team but where they take trophies to supporters clubs,some immigration bloke spotted my sons city shirt and said summert,fuck that,he soon back tracked and tried to laugh it off,i bet he still regrets it.

Not football related but you do get some real arses working in this line of work at the airport. Manchester Airport is the worst I've seen in UK in terms of power trip men and women with the 'I can stop you going on holiday' attitude. There was a woman on the way through security a few weeks ago making hundreds of people's lives hell. And another fella I've seen a few times who looks like a fatter version of Winston Churchill chewing a wasp, he shouts out which queue to go in for passports, the most unwelcoming man I've ever seen when entering any country.

Coming back from holiday in summer, some Asian bloke working on the passport queue spoke to my Mrs like muck cos she didn't understand what he said first time round, as English isn't her first language. The prick thought she was on her own and he'd pick on the European one, didn't like it when I appeared and went nose to nose with the ****.

 

[sir baconface]

Not football related but you do get some real arses working in this line of work at the airport. Manchester Airport is the worst I've seen in UK in terms of power trip men and women with the 'I can stop you going on holiday' attitude. There was a woman on the way through security a few weeks ago making hundreds of people's lives hell. And another fella I've seen a few times who looks like a fatter version of Winston Churchill chewing a wasp, he shouts out which queue to go in for passports, the most unwelcoming man I've ever seen when entering any country.

Coming back from holiday in summer, some Asian bloke working on the passport queue spoke to my Mrs like muck cos she didn't understand what he said first time round, as English isn't her first language. The prick thought she was on her own and he'd pick on the European one, didn't like it when I appeared and went nose to nose with the ****.

Trouble is, they’ll have the last laugh if they decide to do a strip search. That happened to my old man once when he upset one of the little Hitlers.

 

[blue44]

Not football related but you do get some real arses working in this line of work at the airport. Manchester Airport is the worst I've seen in UK in terms of power trip men and women with the 'I can stop you going on holiday' attitude. There was a woman on the way through security a few weeks ago making hundreds of people's lives hell. And another fella I've seen a few times who looks like a fatter version of Winston Churchill chewing a wasp, he shouts out which queue to go in for passports, the most unwelcoming man I've ever seen when entering any country.

Coming back from holiday in summer, some Asian bloke working on the passport queue spoke to my Mrs like muck cos she didn't understand what he said first time round, as English isn't her first language. The prick thought she was on her own and he'd pick on the European one, didn't like it when I appeared and went nose to nose with the ****.

I got a story about manny airport,me and my wife and son had just gone through immigration leaving the uk ,and was walking up to the duty free shops and cafes etc my wife is Thai and 4 armed police officers all with rifles not pistols stopped her and asked for her passport,i walked over as they hadnt realised she was with me,all 4 of them were scousers not mancs,thais only have 5 year passports not 10 year ones like us,they looked at her current passport and said " where is her visa for the uk ",i said its in her previous passport,then they started saying " why hasn't it been transferred into her current passport ",i said cos we'd have to send it off to our immigration which inturn would cost money,and i said she carries her old passport with her iltr (indefinate leave to remain ) with her which they demanded to see,all this after having gone through our own immigration 2 minutes previously,they just wanted a reaction from us,but i wouldn't back down,tossers.

 

[KingCarlito]

I got a story about manny airport,me and my wife and son had just gone through immigration leaving the uk ,and was walking up to the duty free shops and cafes etc my wife is Thai and 4 armed police officers all with rifles not pistols stopped her and asked for her passport,i walked over as they hadnt realised she was with me,all 4 of them were scousers not mancs,thais only have 5 year passports not 10 year ones like us,they looked at her current passport and said " where is her visa for the uk ",i said its in her previous passport,then they started saying " why hasn't it been transferred into her current passport ",i said cos we'd have to send it off to our immigration which inturn would cost money,and i said she carries her old passport with her iltr (indefinate leave to remain ) with her which they demanded to see,all this after having gone through our own immigration 2 minutes previously,they just wanted a reaction from us,but i wouldn't back down,tossers.

They are bullies mate, targeting lone females to try and look busy.