Formula 1 2022

[SWP's back]

Stewards think this race is about them, fucking wankers.

 

[mat]

Has the race director has his orders from Karen yet?

I'm at work and can't watch it. Even 5live aren't covering it live.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Oui oui oui le Charlie boy

 

[mat]

Karen will be ordering the safety car out.

Don't fuck this up as usual Ferrari.

 

[SWP's back]

Not a great advert for Ferrari’s engines this season.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

F1 really is a bit of a shit advert for Ferrari reliability isn’t it.

Sainz literally just burst into flames.

 

[kunaguero10]

Was just about to say pretty dull race, but at least Lewis onto the podium now

Hopefully Leclerc gets the win to piss on the orange clowns’ chips

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Sainz was lucky then thought he’d had it when the car started rolling

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Ricciardo actually in the points, bugger me.

Doing his best to avoid playing esports next season.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Verstappen is going to do this isn’t he…argh!

 

[mat]

Ferrari are the F1 version of Spurs this season.

 

[BlueMoonday]

Get in Leclerc

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Phew! Not exactly blockbuster that race but good result for Charles. Nice finish for Mercedes too.

 

[crooky]

F1 really is a bit of a shit advert for Ferrari reliability isn’t it.

Sainz literally just burst into flames.

Ferrari is about speed not reliability. And today in that regard, they're the best.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

These smoke bombs are a bit OTT aren’t they.

 

[kunaguero10]

Assume F1 will now be issuing bans for all these orange flares being set off? Lol

Bit of a strange reaction to the win from the Ferrari boss who was bollocking Leclerc last weekend - wonder if there’s something brewing there

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Ferrari is about speed not reliability. And today in that regard, they're the best.

Phew, thanks for explaining that Italian supercars aren’t known for their reliability, I had no idea. Might not get one now.

 

[mat]

These smoke bombs are a bit OTT aren’t they.

Do we have a Dutch round this year? Drivers won't be able to see if we do.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Do we have a Dutch round this year? Drivers won't be able to see if we do.

Plot twist: it’s all just a new strain of bright orange weed.

 

[BlueMoonday]

Christ, did Verstappen win or something?
Coultard got his giant chin up Verstappen's arse.