Funniest Chants ...

[red 2 hats]

Remember the time of the miners strike and we played Barnsley at Maine Road, to the tune of feed the world

Feed the miners, let them know it's christmas time

 

[OJ Blue]

Posh Spice is slapper
She loves ice cream and jelly
When she's bangin Beckham
She thinks of Ballotelli

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

For sheer randomness "niall quinn's disco pants" must be up there. Genius whoever came up with that

 

[Blutony]

'Neville Neville where's yer wife, Neville, where's yer wife?'

Kippax, early 90's after the press reported Neville Southall's wife was playing away.

Is that funny?

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Posh Spice is slapper
She likes it nice & dirty
When she's bangin Beckham
She thinks of Glauber Berti

 

[Markie07]

to jimmy hasselbaink "your just a fat eddie murphy", class

Thats got to be the best one yet so funny.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

To Dion Dublin

"Shit in Hot Chocolate, you were shit in Hot Chocolate, shit in Hot Choooocolate"

 

[bluejon]

pre feed the goat, someone came up with

here we go here we go here we go
shaun goater is the best we all know
he pops up like toast from a toaster
number 10, shaun goater

had us all in stitches. was that shite it was brilliant

 

[benCTID]

ALL YOU NEED IS JO..

 

[mike winterwasp]

At the Lech Poznan game - "sing when you're plumbing, you only sing when you're plumbing ............"