Funniest/cleverest chants

[ancoats]

Who's up Mary Brown
Who's up Mary Brown

Tommy Docherty
Tommy Docherty

 

[bumbleblue]

Didn’t Stockport County fans sing

“You’re going down with the Deirdre ,
Down with the Deirdre …etc.,”
To us at Maine Road when there was a Coronation Street plot of Deirdre Rashid on trial for sommat.
Was fucked off at the time as I think we were indeed going down.Makes me chuckle these days.

 

[Man_City_Loyal]

That looks like the bus they provide at Stoke away, I was on that fucker if so :-)?

it was indeed :-)

 

[jacko74]

When we were away at Sheffield United many years ago...

Shef Utd fans chanting "We Hate Wednesday"

City fans respond with "We Hate Saturday"

Perfectly sums up the self depreciating gallows humour that City fans have.

 

[Frank the Yank]

Kurt Zouma got smashed in the head with the ball and went down. The fans started singing, That’s how your cat feels!!

That totally cracked me up b

 

[NI Blue]

Many years ago I was in the Portadown crowd at home to Glenavon. (Northern Ireland). Ports had a winger called Willie Gordon. The song by jilted John was in the charts and Glenavon fans started singing "Gordon is a moron Gordon is a moron" quick as a flash the reply was sent back "just cos he's better looking than you, just cos he's cool and trendy"

 

[Saxmundham Blue]

"Two Andy Goram's, there's only two Andy Gorams..."

.....after he had been diagnosed with split personality disorder

 

[Indaparkside]

Park the bus at the swamp, guardiola at Leicester when he conducted it not the funniest but certainly the best chants that went on for ages great memories

 

[BigJoe#1]

Who's up Mary Brown
Who's up Mary Brown

Tommy Docherty
Tommy Docherty

He shot his cum all over Marys bum, Tommy Doc, Tommy Doc.

Derby 1st game 1978... or '79 the memory plays tricks.

 

[super_city_si]

The Andy Goram one by the Aberdeen fans. Never been bettered.

Thats the one comes to mind straight away. The best