Funniest/cleverest chants

[Kinkybyname]

He's Greek, he's great
He'll smash your dinner plate
Sam-a-ras, Sam-a-ras

 

[napoleon dynamite]

Or the other version
Does your daddy own a chippy Sun Jihai
Does your daddy own a chippy Sun Jihai
Does your daddy own a chippy
Daddy own a chippy, daddy own a chippy
(Shouted) Wha' you wan'.

That might be the one I'm thinking of.
Still, very witty though

 

[Man_City_Loyal]

Always chuckle at this

 

[Vienna_70]

Alan? Wow! That's going back some. I remember him well. One of my old schoolmates was a Spuds fan and I remember him bringing in pictures of Alan Gilzean, Martin Chivers, Mike England and a few others.

I must be an extremely FOC.

I remember Alan Gilzean in the same football cards collection as Frannie, when I chose him as my favourite player.

January 1970.

 

[Vienna_70]

Funniest has to be.
Your fucking shit .
To the rags.

Love it.
And it's true

It was wonderful hearing that ringing around Etihad.

 

[KentBlue]

I've mentioned this one before but it's worth repeating. The West Ham fans to the dippers at Upton Park: 'We've got Di Canio, you've got our stereos.'

But City songs are better, particularly if they're aimed at the rags/dippers.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Always chuckle at this

That looks like the bus they provide at Stoke away, I was on that fucker if so :-)?

 

[Eds]

It was wonderful hearing that ringing around Etihad.

Better at Wembley

 

[Luddite_Blue]

One of the best songs I've heard, works better than the literal translation

"Brasil, decime que se siente,
Tener en casa a tu papa,
Seguro que aunque pasen los anos,
Nunca lo vamos a olvidar,
Que el Diego te gambeteo,
El cani te vacuno,
Estas llorando desde Italia hasta hoy,
A Messi lo vas a ver,
La copa los va a traer,
Maradona es mas grande que Pele!"


Brazil, tell me how to feel,
Having your dad at home,
Surely even if the years pass,
We will never forget it,
May Diego dribble you,
The dog cows you,
You are crying from Italy until today,
You're going to see Messi,
The cup is going to bring them,
Maradona is greater than Pele!

 

[Luddite_Blue]

Tbf to Leeds was v funny for a few days

All of the spies are hidden away,
Just try not to worry,
You’ll beat us some day,
We beat you at home,
We beat you away,
Stop crying Frank Lampard,
Stop crying Frank Lampard ...