Funniest names in football?

BoyBlue_1985 said:
Kuntz

There is a bit of commentary from Euro 96 when England played them, sorry it was the czech republic game. Dnno how to post youtube clips though. Hilarious

here it is

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VCJVZ2I9zY[/youtube]
 
Seriously wtf were the parents thinking..


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BoyBlue_1985 said:
Kuntz

There is a bit of commentary from Euro 96 when England played them, sorry it was the czech republic game. Dnno how to post youtube clips though. Hilarious
The original "three lions" vid had Kuntz on the back of every German players shirt.
 
There were celeb names too. Robbie Williams and Paul Weller both played professional football at a lower league level.
 
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