Funniest names in football?

[LYNX]

Had a chat with my mates about the funniest names in football..of course theres Areglico fucks, johnny moustache, danny invincible..but who else is there?

oh, and Gary Neville.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Paul Dickov has to be in there
Steve Froggat
A. Debutant, is always funny on the soccer saturday screen

 

[BUDTHEWISER]

Rafael Scheidt pronounced Shite and he did exactly
what was said on the tin

 

[RuncornBlue]

Rod Fanni

 

[7Superman]

Dean Windass

 

[Bilston Blue]

You can keep your Scheidt, Fukal, Kuntz etc etc.

The funniest name in football ever, ever, ever is....






























Ars Bandeet (Algerian 1970s)

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Kuntz

There is a bit of commentary from Euro 96 when England played them, sorry it was the czech republic game. Dnno how to post youtube clips though. Hilarious

 

[Dirty Harry]

Ufarte and Jermaine McSporran.

 

[jdt28]

Former Wolfsburg manager Wolfgang Wolf

 

[Clevers]

Danny Shittu

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Kuntz

There is a bit of commentary from Euro 96 when England played them, sorry it was the czech republic game. Dnno how to post youtube clips though. Hilarious

"And the ball is played through to the 2 German strikers. Kuntz."

 

[mcfcdjr]

Waldo Ponce

 

[john@staustell]

Nyron Nosworthy always struck me as a bit of a nonsense at a christening.

 

[barney8]

Bernd Hölzenbein. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernd_Hölzenbein

Hölzenbein means "wooden leg" in german

 

[Deleted member 14625]

Jonathan Goodwilly

 

[wahablue]

Paul Kinnell.The number of times I said that about Jo last night.

 

[tomhawley]

Jonathan Goodwilly

HAHA gets me every single time on Soccer Saturday

 

[MCFC87]

Slur Alex Fergiscum

 

[jjbennett]

That lad who netted a hat-trick against Celtic last night made me chuckle; Ricky van Wolfswinkel!

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

jan vennegoor of hesselink

Thank you sir thats your printed shirt. That will be £190 please