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[Barcon]

Australian fast bowler Glenn McGrath was getting wound up by not being able to get chunky Zimbabwean batsman Eddo Brandes out. In frustration he said to Brandes "Why are you so fat?"

To which Brandes in a flash replied "Because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit".

 

[Mozzer]

Australian fast bowler Glenn McGrath was getting wound up by not being able to get chunky Zimbabwean batsman Eddo Brandes out. In frustration he said to Brandes "Why are you so fat?"

To which Brandes in a flash replied "Because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit".

Been done on page 4.

 

[Barcon]

Been done on page 4.

Woosh.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Woosh.

Think you’ve been clarkied

 

[Mozzer]

Woosh.

Double whoosh.

 

[Barcon]

Double whoosh.

Apologies for not reading through the entire thread before posting.

 

[Barcon]

Think you’ve been clarkied

I had a feeling.

 

[Blue Mist]

Some bloke said to a cricketer why are you so fat.
He replied 'Every time Im on page 4 I leave my bike outside'

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Many years ago, my father told me of an incident when he was walking to work one morning. At a major crossroads, the traffic lights had failed and a policeman was on point duty. It was pouring down with rain and the officer was absolutely soaked through to his trollies.
A woman waiting to cross shouted to him "Constable, I'm getting wet standing here waiting to cross". The officer, (with 3 stripes on his arm), turned to look at her then replied "I'm sorry my dear, why don't you come and stand by me".