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[jimharri]

Cancel the pictures.....

Oh, I dunno.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

How dare you Insinuate I'm an old hag!!! I will have you known I'm not the age it says I am in my user name.








I'm actually 6 years older!!

All the more reason for some pics.

 

[Barcon]

Cancel the pictures.....

Erm.... speak for you's selfs la.

 

[55yr old teenager]

Would you be up for recreating that scene with a man half your age ? : )

It would not be pretty, my tits are well on their way to the southern hemisphere!!

 

[Barcon]

It would not be pretty, my tits are well on their way to the southern hemisphere!!

They can do a colab (as the kids say) with my bollocks.

 

[55yr old teenager]

They can do a colab (as the kids say) with my bollocks.

What's a colas? My imagination is running wild.

 

[Barcon]

What's a colas? My imagination is running wild.

Collaboration. Our low hanging fruit can do a karaoke duet. Maybe Islands in the sun.

 

[Zubrman]

Collaboration. Our low hanging fruit can do a karaoke duet. Maybe Islands in the sun.

Or maybe:

 

[I'm With Stupid]

 

[halfmist]

In the days when Stagecoach were just entering the scene they were battling with SELNEC for passengers and under cut them with fares. My Aunt was sat on the SELNEC bus in Stockport bus station when a little old lady banged on the bus door with her brolly handle. Bus Driver opened the door and she said to him abruptly where can I catch the Stagecoach from. He replied The OK Corral!,and closed the doors.