Funny names you’ve come across

[Hart of the Matter]

I had Great Aunt Flossie Thistlethwait from Oswaldthistle.
Sounds like some Rhol Dahl character.

 

[Idesofmarch69]

AXA Insurance

Not there. I can only think it was Locks in Oldham, circa 1990.

 

[Bill Walker]

Worked with a guy in Kuala Lumpur called Sutipong Tongsongsang.

Brilliant name

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[hammocity]

For Golfers:

Vijay Singh is marrying Nick Faldo’s caddy, Fanny Sunneson, he’s going to make her Fanny Singh.

None Golfers:

William Shatner is marrying Stevie Nicks from Fleetwood Mac, she’ll be Stevie Shatner Nicks.

Here all week.

 

[ArdwickAlbert]

When I was growing up I had a mate round the corner. Surname was Amkers, so you would expect the dad to be careful naming his kids. My mate was Mark, his brother Russell, so fair enough. But there were two older brothers, Wayne and Warren,

 

[Cotontoquinn]

Was a kid who went to College in Marple, Stockport in the late 80s……
DWAYNE PIPES

 

[JASR]

There’s this footballer, I’m having trouble remembering what he is called…https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/moustapha-name/profil/spieler/586262

 

[The Black Shed]

When I worked delivering furniture years ago, all genuine:

Mr H Anus (French dude)
Miss C Ling (Chinese lady)

And the best one,
Mrs Inn, who, guess what? was out when we called to deliver!

Ps, at work we have on our customer database a certain Sandy Beevers

Lol

 

[Cellarite]

Used to have a shift manager at our place called Mustapha Shata.

We currently have a worker called Mark Hunt.

Went to primary school with three Indian brothers called Shippu, Tippu and Dippu.

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

Worked for a guy called Shay Toal. Hours of fun calling him on the tannoy