Gabriel Jesus

[BenjaniMwaruwari]

I think you should hold off with the songs before we see him play. You don't want to be too attached to a player when, for all we know, he could be the next Mo Barrow.

 

[SWP's back]

Would it be helpful if I posted a selfie while you are waiting for a picture of Jesus?

Yes

 

[bluemc1]

I've never heard anyone say Silva is shit. Maybe they said he had a bad season or two, but surely not 'shit'?

I understand if you struggle to except how anyone let alone a City fan who will have seen a lot of him could think that but I'm pretty sure I'm remembering correctly

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Song Suggestion-

RHYTHM IS A DANCER JESUS IS THE ANSWER HE SCORES GOALS FROM EVERYWHERE

To the tune of Rhythm is a dancer by Snap

 

[TFC]

Pmsl

 

[Chi-town blues]

Lol

 

[sir baconface]

Would it be helpful if I posted a selfie while you are waiting for a picture of Jesus?

Yes

Ah, go on then. It doesn't get my best side but it will do.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Song Suggestion-

RHYTHM IS A DANCER JESUS IS THE ANSWER HE SCORES GOALS FROM EVERYWHERE

To the tune of Rhythm is a dancer by Snap

Thanks for clearing up which song it was, as it wasn't clear from the opening line.

 

[SWP's back]

Ah, go on then. It doesn't get my best side but it will do.

Weirdly I thought the nipples were eyes for about six seconds.

 

[SWP's back]

Thanks for clearing up which song it was, as it wasn't clear from the opening line.

I like you

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Thanks for clearing up which song it was, as it wasn't clear from the opening line.

Hahaha

 

[kaz7]

Ah, go on then. It doesn't get my best side but it will do.

Nice man boobs,bigger than mine lol

 

[mosssideblue]

Ah, go on then. It doesn't get my best side but it will do.

nice pair of tits you have there fella :)

 

[jared]

Thread gone weird temporarily due to lack of news updates on Gabriel

 

[Centurions]

Ah, go on then. It doesn't get my best side but it will do.

What exactly are you doing with your hands?

 

[sir baconface]

Weirdly I thought the nipples were eyes for about six seconds.

Nice man boobs,bigger than mine lol

nice pair of tits you have there fella :)

Cheers guys. You've made my weekend. I did remove the nipple tassels before taking the shot.

:)

 

[matrix0161]

Scout Report: Gabriel Jesus a good read http://outsideoftheboot.com/2017/01...jesus-manchester-citys-new-brazilian-starlet/

 

[SWP's back]

Thread gone weird temporarily due to lack of news updates on Gabriel

Improved you mean.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Old cliche I know,but,throw him in at the deep end.
He's 19 and could probably play 4 games a week,we have nothing to lose,nor does he.
Unleash him IMO.

 

[sir baconface]

What exactly are you doing with your hands?

Well, since you ask, I was manipulating my selfie stick.