Gareth Bale

Phuket Blue said:
zeven said:
Goo said:
If Kolarov had electric pace, he'd be as good as Bale.

Bale is good, but not as good as people make out.
exactly. Kolorov is so underrated by us its unreal and Bale is sooo overrated its funny

I just don't get this lads. Too much blue rinse in the eyewear, I fear.

Kolorov is the ultimate one trick wing back. He's not only slow, but can't beat anyone once they've seen the trick once, and doesn't score nearly as many goals as Bale. He is a great crosser but I can't think of anything else. Think for a minute of the type and range of goals Bale has scored for Spuds!?!

As for 'pace' ....... If I had enough I'd beat Usain Bolt. Now if you could give Gareth Barry a 'pace transplant' you would have a Bale beater!

i think you missed this:

"If Kolarov had electric pace, he'd be as good as Bale."
 
Phuket Blue said:
zeven said:
Goo said:
If Kolarov had electric pace, he'd be as good as Bale.

Bale is good, but not as good as people make out.
exactly. Kolorov is so underrated by us its unreal and Bale is sooo overrated its funny

I just don't get this lads. Too much blue rinse in the eyewear, I fear.

Kolorov is the ultimate one trick wing back. He's not only slow, but can't beat anyone once they've seen the trick once, and doesn't score nearly as many goals as Bale. He is a great crosser but I can't think of anything else. Think for a minute of the type and range of goals Bale has scored for Spuds!?!

As for 'pace' ....... If I had enough I'd beat Usain Bolt. Now if you could give Gareth Barry a 'pace transplant' you would have a Bale beater!

Kolarov is better on the ball than Bale imo, and if he had a yard or two extra pace - we would be talking about him in the same category.
 
That's the biggest pile of crap I have ever heard.
If Ronaldo had the pace of Heskey, He would be crap.

Bale is a supreme athlete, I can bet he can fuck a bird for 6 hours straight without breaking sweat.
 
DaveTheYid said:
That's the biggest pile of crap I have ever heard.
If Ronaldo had the pace of Heskey, He would be crap.

Bale is a supreme athlete, I can bet he can fuck a bird for 6 hours straight without breaking sweat.

Chimp fucking a bird, doesn't paint a pretty picture.
 
Phuket Blue said:
zeven said:
Goo said:
If Kolarov had electric pace, he'd be as good as Bale.

Bale is good, but not as good as people make out.
exactly. Kolorov is so underrated by us its unreal and Bale is sooo overrated its funny

I just don't get this lads. Too much blue rinse in the eyewear, I fear.

Kolorov is the ultimate one trick wing back. He's not only slow, but can't beat anyone once they've seen the trick once, and doesn't score nearly as many goals as Bale. He is a great crosser but I can't think of anything else. Think for a minute of the type and range of goals Bale has scored for Spuds!?!

As for 'pace' ....... If I had enough I'd beat Usain Bolt. Now if you could give Gareth Barry a 'pace transplant' you would have a Bale beater!

Perfectly put.
 
Rammy Blue said:
DaveTheYid said:
That's the biggest pile of crap I have ever heard.
If Ronaldo had the pace of Heskey, He would be crap.

Bale is a supreme athlete, I can bet he can fuck a bird for 6 hours straight without breaking sweat.

Chimp fucking a bird, doesn't paint a pretty picture.


Depends who the bird is.

[bigimg]http://www.stevenhumour.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/chimp-likes-katy-perry.jpg[/bigimg]
 
Lucky13 said:
Rammy Blue said:
DaveTheYid said:
That's the biggest pile of crap I have ever heard.
If Ronaldo had the pace of Heskey, He would be crap.

Bale is a supreme athlete, I can bet he can fuck a bird for 6 hours straight without breaking sweat.

Chimp fucking a bird, doesn't paint a pretty picture.


Depends who the bird is.

[bigimg]http://www.stevenhumour.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/chimp-likes-katy-perry.jpg[/bigimg]

The little geezer's got an eye for talent!
 

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