Garth Crooks' Team of the Week

[Xhavenjoe]

I wouldn’t trust him to pick bingo balls, so his choices are immaterial. He’s a pathetic individual trying to hang on to his past as a player.

I don't know what you do for a living but you will probably go into work tomorrow and earn less in a month than Crooks will get for penning that 5 minutes of crap.

 

[Stoned Rose]

This remmy couldn't pick his nose.

 

[Vienna_70]

After slagging Phil Foden off all season, the toad includes the lad in his TotS.

What a fucking imbecile!

 

[cleavers]

Maguire and Rudiger ahead of Stones ? Fuck off.

 

[Clevers]

It would be interesting to see Crooks manage a team. Spurs perhaps,

 

[Clevers]

Dippers will be kicking off because vvd, taa and gomez aren't in it.

Perhaps he should have an Injured team of the year,

 

[Franny's toilet roll]

Mental bastard is at it again

Three centre backs, two no 9s and the rest attacking midfielders.

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How does slaphead make that team. We did well to swerve that turd

 

[Ric]

Mental bastard is at it again

Three centre backs, two no 9s and the rest attacking midfielders.

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Tbf, he’s not picking a team to win a game. Just cramming in what he sees as the best players this season. That said, Cavani’s inclusion is laughable.

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

Breaking news.....

Crooks was filming at Battersea today and broke loose from his moorings. Last seen heading away from London towards Kent. Police warn public not to approach if he lands as he will be hungry.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

It would be interesting to see Crooks manage a team. Spurs perhaps,

I could see him managing a strawberry cheesecake alright.