He's a ferret-faced piece of shit. A fucking dung beetle. Scutter. He leaves a slug trail behind him wherever he goes. He insinuates himself into our homes with his monotonous nasality, uttering banalities with such effusiveness he must get a bonus if he can fit 50 into a 5 minute segment. He's an oleaginous pipsqueak, a knuckle-scraping pinhead with the personality of a dull-witted snail that's taken a sleeping-tablet. A snidey, verbose shit-the-bed whose very existence is an insult to the universe. Although I have to say, one of the less annoying ex-rag players.