Gary Neville

Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
stony said:
Anyone remember the kid who got his phone number and rang him up. He showed himself up as a complete c**t. "Tony Adams, who the fuck is Tony Adams?"

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg5elJzJXic[/video]

Now that was funny.
 
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
gordondaviesmoustache said:
I like him.

You tell me that you like me, i'm going to cry myself to sleep at the thought you share the same amount of fondness for me as a **** like Neville.
I respect you both in different ways.

Thanks for the text last night. Battery went dead before I even got in the ground.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
gordondaviesmoustache said:
I like him.

You tell me that you like me, i'm going to cry myself to sleep at the thought you share the same amount of fondness for me as a **** like Neville.
I respect you both in different ways.

Thanks for the text last night. Battery went dead before I even got in the ground.

Respect, very street.... Dench!

No problem pal, I can only imagine what you were like as Nasri scored, as he shot you probably said something similar to Yaya at Wembley!!
 
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
gordondaviesmoustache said:
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
You tell me that you like me, i'm going to cry myself to sleep at the thought you share the same amount of fondness for me as a **** like Neville.
I respect you both in different ways.

Thanks for the text last night. Battery went dead before I even got in the ground.

Respect, very street.... Dench!

No problem pal, I can only imagine what you were like as Nasri scored, as he shot you probably said something similar to Yaya at Wembley!!
My glasses went flying!! I was scrambling round looking for them like Velma in Scooby Doo after the insanity had stopped!

velma_lost_her_glasses_9414.jpg


My skirt was a bit longer though.
 
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gordondaviesmoustache said:
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
gordondaviesmoustache said:
I respect you both in different ways.

Thanks for the text last night. Battery went dead before I even got in the ground.

Respect, very street.... Dench!

No problem pal, I can only imagine what you were like as Nasri scored, as he shot you probably said something similar to Yaya at Wembley!!
My glasses went flying!! I was scrambling round looking for them like Velma in Scooby Doo after the insanity had stopped!

velma_lost_her_glasses_9414.jpg


My skirt was a bit longer though.

Heh, brilliant

I'm not surprised about the skirt, Italian men can be a bit handsy at the best of times.
 
mat said:
morleyswife said:
Best pundit on TV . He talks sense
Remains very professional
[video]http://youtu.be/ygYnnsWuqvc[/video]

Souness & Carragher cracking up because he said "...pulling a kid off because he can't handle it". I'm sorry, it wasn't that funny.
 
Blue Punter said:
mat said:
morleyswife said:
Best pundit on TV . He talks sense
Remains very professional
[video]http://youtu.be/ygYnnsWuqvc[/video]

Souness & Carragher cracking up because he said "...pulling a kid off because he can't handle it". I'm sorry, it wasn't that funny.

says an awful lot that.
about a lot of things.
ho hum.
 
dennishasdoneit said:
Blue Punter said:
mat said:
Remains very professional
[video]http://youtu.be/ygYnnsWuqvc[/video]

Souness & Carragher cracking up because he said "...pulling a kid off because he can't handle it". I'm sorry, it wasn't that funny.

says an awful lot that.
about a lot of things.
ho hum.

The terminology "Pulling someone off" is pretty common phrase in football circles when talking about substitutions. When Souness and Carragher were making their way into the game, I doubt they'd be giggling away like little kids if a coach would have said that. The fact that Neville mentioned "kid" made the reaction of the other two a bit "Carry on 1970's" for my liking.

I thought Neville held it together pretty well. Perhaps they're a bit jealous that he's considered Sky's No 1 pundit these days.
 
adr2.8i said:
As a player i hated Neville more than any other player on the planet, but as a pundit, he's my favourite. Without doubt the most honest and neutral (from the games i have watched hes been pretty neutral) and intelligent pundit on tv.

As for Carragher, well maybe its because im Welsh, but i struggle to understand his accent. His analysis of defending is obviously pretty good but he speaks too quickly for me. His analysis of the liverpool game v palace last year was great viewing but you could really feel his pain as they collapsed under the pressure. :-)

No pal it's not because you are Welsh it's because he speaks indecipherable gibberish.
 
blueinsa said:
stony said:
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg5elJzJXic[/video]

Hahaha, cheers mate. What a ****.


They probably got it off the bog doors in the park bogs you rag **** lol
Ive heard this phone call before. This version though with the "chucka chuckle vision" intro just made me audibly lose my composure on a different level.

At gone half two in the morning.

In an empty apart from myself apartment.

Thanks Gary you humourless dirty red bastard. Quite often agree with your views on football though you are still a bit of a cock.
Carver said:
adr2.8i said:
As a player i hated Neville more than any other player on the planet, but as a pundit, he's my favourite. Without doubt the most honest and neutral (from the games i have watched hes been pretty neutral) and intelligent pundit on tv.

As for Carragher, well maybe its because im Welsh, but i struggle to understand his accent. His analysis of defending is obviously pretty good but he speaks too quickly for me. His analysis of the liverpool game v palace last year was great viewing but you could really feel his pain as they collapsed under the pressure. :-)

No pal it's not because you are Welsh it's because he speaks indecipherable gibberish.
He always sounds like he is whinging through a backlog of phlegm.
 
Robbo. said:
Just watching the Football Season Review, he has said nothing but positive things about the club, the guys a true gentleman I wouldn't expect this from a true Man U player. We can call him and slag him off and when he played against us then yes he was a c***. But you have to applaud his commentated effors this season hes been very grounded and thinks city have done a lot for the community. GN thank you for your positive comments.
That comment. Legend. He knows the signs of things to come.

Now fuck off you red c**t :)
 

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