General Wrestling Thread

[Damocles]

Does anybody here subscribe to the Torch?

 

[Yaya_Tony]

Found this funny this morning;

Daniel Bryan complains to HR

HR: Hello, Mr. Bryan. I understand you want to file a formal complaint on the grounds of an unsafe work environment.

Bryan: Yes, my boss beat me up while I was in handcuffs.

HR: What! That is horrendous. Is this the first time this has happened?

Bryan: No, he has laid his hands on me several times. But then the next week he's back to normal, telling everyone what a great show they have in store. He's like Darth Vader choking a guy out before turning around and being the host of the "Death Stars in their Eyes" or something.

HR: This is hardly the time for humour, Mr. Bryan. Is there no one of similar corporate standing who you could go to about this?

Bryan: Yeah, that would be his wife, who cheered when her husband tried to drown me.

HR: Then my suggestion is to go immediately to your HR representative...

Bryan: Not likely, he's also beat me up several times in the past few weeks. He also doesn't wear a shirt most of the time.

HR: A shirt?

Bryan: Yeah, he just wears trousers everywhere. And he shoots fire, so I'd rather not speak to him.

HR: In that case, go above all of their heads and go to the CEO of the company directly.

Bryan: Please, that old son of a woman would have be bent over kissing his ass if I even knocked on his door.

HR:This is an outrage. I think you'll win this lawsuit with ease, Mr. Bryan. There isn't any previous misgivings on your part I should know about, is there?

Bryan: I did once get fired for choking a guy with his own tie on national TV.

HR: ... You and you're entire company are beyond my help. You see that this meeting has run it's course, right?

Bryan YES! YES! Y... Sorry, when people ask me open ended questions, I kind of go into auto pilot.

HR: Get out of my office

http://www.prowrestling.net/artman/publish/twillingsblog/article10036457.shtml

 

[Malty]

I wish Stephanie shown more flesh. MILF.

 

[Yaya_Tony]

I wish Stephanie shown more flesh. MILF.

She looked fitter last week, imho, but agreed

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

haha Batista boo'd in his own home town.

 

[m7mcfc]

I have said it before and I will say it again, homosexual this wrestling shite.

 

[Yaya_Tony]

Best episode of raw since before the rumble. Wrestlemania is shaping up OK. First time I've ever wanted shaemus to come out, during pipers pit. Funny stuff. And I have always loved kendo sticks. The game, the animal, the viper and the beard. Next Sunday should be cool

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

Best episode of raw since before the rumble. Wrestlemania is shaping up OK. First time I've ever wanted shaemus to come out, during pipers pit. Funny stuff. And I have always loved kendo sticks. The game, the animal, the viper and the beard. Next Sunday should be cool

I have a feeling they might end up with a double countout or DQ in the Bryan/HHH match to make the Main Event a Fatal 4-Way, but we'll see.

Disappointed the tag match is now on the pre-show, wanted to see Rhodes and Cesaro get their spot on the main card.

 

[Yaya_Tony]

Best episode of raw since before the rumble. Wrestlemania is shaping up OK. First time I've ever wanted shaemus to come out, during pipers pit. Funny stuff. And I have always loved kendo sticks. The game, the animal, the viper and the beard. Next Sunday should be cool

I have a feeling they might end up with a double countout or DQ in the Bryan/HHH match to make the Main Event a Fatal 4-Way, but we'll see.

Disappointed the tag match is now on the pre-show, wanted to see Rhodes and Cesaro get their spot on the main card.

They'll probably get into the battle royal.

Did you see that tape from hhh during the farewell to the yes movement bit? He's known for burying people but what the fuck was that??

Steph... The things I'd do to her (if she or hhh let me ;-) )

 

[Malty]

Steph was quite filthy in her younger days and you can see why.