Freestyler
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Tell the kids, yes me and mummy found the dog food in the end.
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Getting caught at it ... by your kids.... aaaaarrrggggh
- Thread starter Swales lives
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jollycity
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This happened to me when I was kid and I walked in on my mum and dad.
Anyhow, when Grandma came to visit, I took her from behind. My Dad caught me "WTF are you doing?" he shouted.
I replied "See, you don't like it when I do it to your mum do you?" !!
Anyhow, when Grandma came to visit, I took her from behind. My Dad caught me "WTF are you doing?" he shouted.
I replied "See, you don't like it when I do it to your mum do you?" !!
jimharri
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Not so sure that that's the required reaction. Perhaps you need to brush up on your technique!!!tony coleman said:......the wifes having a fit of the giggles !!
;-)
Ducado
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Swales lives said:SteSteez said:The bigger issue you and your Wife make out of it the bigger issue it becomes for your daughter.
Solution:
Be open and honest about it, ofcourse cover yourselves up when caught but when the question is asked, reply with the Birds & The Bee's and then the question to her:
You do want a little brother don't you?
Sorted
You clearly don't have kids. I need to lie big-time. It's all part of being a good parent.
You do! They might have a clue but they don't really know (or they bloody well should not at that age)
I think it's happened to us all (those of us who are parents) think yourself lucky she is not a teenager, the very thought of their Mum and Dad "at it" is enough to make them physically sick!
Blue Smarties
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How can anyone beat this?!tony coleman said:Some years ago me and the missus were having a quicky one afternoon, as you do. The youngest son who was 4 at the time came into the bedroom and screamed " daddy what you doing to mummy, stop it, stop it " and then climbed on top of my back and started hitting the back of my head.!
Well being attached to the missus still and him sat on my back proved to be a bit awkward and the wife starts screaming for me to do somthing, the commotion is then heard by the eldest lad aged 6 and he comes running in to the bedroom asking what was up !! Well at the time it was me still, all I could do was throw the youngest off, pull the bedsheets over us, exit the missus and scream at the eldest to leave the room, he runs down stairs crying whilst the youngest is laying on floor crying and the wifes having a fit of the giggles !!
BlueMo'
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If your going to go for a full blown, bollock naked back scuttle
in the living room i always found large items of furniture positioned
behind the door gives you adequate time to sort things out.
We had a close shave once and forgot i'd hidden a vibrator under
a cushion. I can still see the look of horror on my Wifes face when our
5yr old held it up and said "what's this mammy?"
Toy fighting is always a good, easy get out by the way
in the living room i always found large items of furniture positioned
behind the door gives you adequate time to sort things out.
We had a close shave once and forgot i'd hidden a vibrator under
a cushion. I can still see the look of horror on my Wifes face when our
5yr old held it up and said "what's this mammy?"
Toy fighting is always a good, easy get out by the way
Dzeko's Right Boot
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tony coleman said:Some years ago me and the missus were having a quicky one afternoon, as you do. The youngest son who was 4 at the time came into the bedroom and screamed " daddy what you doing to mummy, stop it, stop it " and then climbed on top of my back and started hitting the back of my head.!
Well being attached to the missus still and him sat on my back proved to be a bit awkward and the wife starts screaming for me to do somthing, the commotion is then heard by the eldest lad aged 6 and he comes running in to the bedroom asking what was up !! Well at the time it was me still, all I could do was throw the youngest off, pull the bedsheets over us, exit the missus and scream at the eldest to leave the room, he runs down stairs crying whilst the youngest is laying on floor crying and the wifes having a fit of the giggles !!
Best post ever. Seriously. This thread could easily be a classic.
Scottyboi
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Sure it was Mikem93 trying to cock block you?
waterloo blue
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Years ago there was a load of us camping on Ashton moss,late at night we spot a car rocking in the distance.
Deciding to investigate we creep closer, and with" Long Life" courage in us open the door and who should we see my mates sister getting it from behind.
The bloke jumps out of his motor and with his trousers round his ankles and a hard on threatens us with all sorts,we all ran off laughing except my mate Paul,who was shall we say traumatised.
Deciding to investigate we creep closer, and with" Long Life" courage in us open the door and who should we see my mates sister getting it from behind.
The bloke jumps out of his motor and with his trousers round his ankles and a hard on threatens us with all sorts,we all ran off laughing except my mate Paul,who was shall we say traumatised.
Joycee Banercheck
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At least you know their mum