Girl who has slept with 5,000 men

[Bluecifer]

Yeah 0751 555 INFECTED DIRTY WHORE
could well be my ex!

 

[GStar]

In the immortal words of Mick Fucknall:

"If you don't know me by now..."

 

[Bluecifer]

If she ever gets preggers what abot the fetus?
The poor bastard is going to need ropes, a harness, carabenas and fucking crampons!
That was crampons not.............oh never mind!

 

[*singingtheblues*]

That's a lot of jizz.

Not surprised she's from Essex, if anyone has ever come across an Essex girl on holiday abroad, then they probably have quite literally.

I can vouch for that.

 

[Simon Le Tom]

Bad, bad trollope her. I wouldn't shag her with Anton's dick n blame it on Hombre.

 

[Fanzone Danny]

I had to look and see if was my ex! ;)

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

Come to think of it, that amount is of biblical proportions. The feeding of the 5000.

 

[Warwickhunt]

she must have a crab pot like a welly top

 

[Kula Sheikher]

Her fanny will be worn out, all hanging out like a dogs jowels. It would be like shaggin a bucket of water.

 

[BELLAMYS END]

Sounds like she has a lot of love to give