Glastonbury 2022 (Billie Eilish, Paul McCartney, Kendrick Lamar headlining)

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Fuck that, I've not had my ear pressed to the speaker for twenty minutes for nothing.

Changed my mind though, I think you're right. Guess it makes sense with how much he hates England but what's the November part about?

World Cup starts in November.

 

[mrsprkl]

Not sure it’s the gotcha moment they think it is.

Is she supposed to give up campaigning for change because some litter has been left behind?

You could look at it from the other way too and say that she may well have stopped a few littering and so has made it better.

Hey ho, if Greta’s involved, there will always be hatred from the elderly.

No i dont think anyone gave a shit as most of those cunts are self absorbed

 

[Tugay One Cup]

Who gives a shit most of those hipster cunts dont like football anyway, they follow what ever the trend is, i mean going to watch billie eilish as a headliner ffs, totally trend hipster shit, most of those cunts were probably taking the piss out of her 'music' about a year ago and the only interest they had in her was fapping over the talentless twat, cunts everyone of them

No i dont think anyone gave a shit as most of those cunts are self absorbed

You, sir, definitely do not seem like a ****.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

No i dont think anyone gave a shit as most of those cunts are self absorbed

Self awareness doesn’t seem to be your friend.

 

[Tugay One Cup]

World Cup starts in November.

But I don't think anyone's going to win it in November.

I don't know, I think I've quite possibly spent way too much time on this already.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

But I don't think anyone's going to win it in November.

I don't know, I think I've quite possibly spent way too much time on this already.

We could probably lose it by December though, especially if we’ve gone out in the group stages and are at home!

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

I watched it this morning and it’s very clear it’s England to be fair. Can’t work out how people can get Liverpool from it, it’s not even the same amount of syllables so it doesn’t sound anything like it. That and given he said November, it wouldn’t make any sense.

I accept your apology.

 

[Uwe's 80s mullet]

Is it true legacy festival goers seem to get priority when getting tickets?

No mate, I don’t think so. It’s a fucking nightmare every year. I’ve been quite a few times now but only once I actually got through to the payments section and got them for everyone

 

[BimboBob]

Everything she said was bang on the money. Just a shame that people feel the need to slag her off for no reason, or made-up ones. Do you know how she got to Glastonbury?

Helicopter in. Plane to England.

They only mention her travel arrangements when she goes by boat.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Helicopter in. Plane to England.

They only mention her travel arrangements when she goes by boat.

Probably for her own safety, given the hate she manages to cause.