Glastonbury 2022 (Billie Eilish, Paul McCartney, Kendrick Lamar headlining)

[City Hobgoblin]

A song about weed , go on Sir Paul !

 

[jimharri]

To be honest it’s not the only way….Noddy Holder has been eating Steak every night for almost 50 years on one song! Royalties between £0.5-1m a year !

Better than that Pogues song. Everywhere you turn in December, it's being played. The PC/woke version, of course.

 

[RiversideBlue]

Yeah, it might be lower to let backing singers help him with the tune.

Singing for 2 hours is hard work, let alone at 80.

Should be a piece of piss for him...he normally plays for 3!

 

[Scouse Blue]

Aldridge doesn’t even know who was singing

#utterknobhead.

 

[waspish]

Better of miming when you get a past a certain age Paul Macartney can’t sing at 80

 

[cleavers]

I'm not sure that hair is natural either ;-)

 

[urban genie]

Megan Thee Stallion on the other stage has what the youth call "some cake" on her, back to Roisin on the west holts

 

[West Yorks Owl]

Self esteem, strangely entrancing, can't think why :)

Is it beacuse she's a Wednesday fan? ;)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Should be a piece of piss for him...he normally plays for 3!

Yeah, but 150 mins of that are the Na Nas in Hey Jude.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Has to be on purpose no sound engineer would not have noticed how low his voice mic is .

Definitely. My Gran used to murder songs at functions when she was 70 so 80 is really pushing it. Saying that 40 fags a day wasn’t really helping her!

I’ve a feeling this is a bit of a mistake but no doubt the Glasto crowd will love it.