Glazers Nicking Uniteds Money Song For Next Tuesday

[justme_ctid]

his face is made of bacon
his moneys all been taken
his piss stained pants are bakin
the fergie family


rooneys shooting blanks
the club is owned by yanks
obertan is wanks
the fergie family


thats it for now

 

[carlosJPA08]

I don´t find a thread to mock the rags, so I´ll use this one:

What does a rag do in his day-off?

He goes to Rio de Janeiro, climbs walls to rob people:

<a class="postlink" href="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/Rio/0,,MUL1450621-5606,00-POLICIA+PRENDE+HOMEMARANHA+ACUSADO+DE+ASSALTO+A+RESIDENCIAS.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/Rio/0,,MUL ... NCIAS.html</a>

 

[Nevizade]

This is how it feels to be United,
this is how it feels to be poor.
This is how it feels when you're owners give you nothing at all
nothing at all
nothing at all

 

[plattlaneregular]

This is how it feels to be United,
this is how it feels to be poor.
This is how it feels when you're owners give you nothing at all
nothing at all
nothing at all

There is not a single reason why this is not superb, and will not be rocking the South Stand next week.

Altogether now.............................

 

[Nevizade]

This is how it feels to be United,
this is how it feels to be poor.
This is how it feels when you're owners give you nothing at all
nothing at all
nothing at all

There is not a single reason why this is not superb, and will not be rocking the South Stand next week.

Altogether now.............................

Thank you sir!

 

[MCFCnutter]

WE sung on at everton to the tune of the rags
U.n.i....blahblah
n at the end it goes ocean finance on the phone
etc etc

trying to find out that one! it was a gooden

 

[BrianW]

WE sung on at everton to the tune of the rags
U.n.i....blahblah
n at the end it goes ocean finance on the phone
etc etc

trying to find out that one! it was a gooden

You're thinking of:

U.N.I.T.E.D.
That spells loads of debt to me
With a nick knock paddy wack give a dog a bone
Get Ocean Finance on the phone.

 

[hodge]

how about this to the tune of sinatra's my way

i know the end is near
and so you face the final curtain
Malcolm we hold you dear
there fecking broke for that is certain

you live a life thats dull
we laugh at you just down the highway
no more no more of you
Malcolm this is a great day