Going bald!
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BigBluey
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I totally agree - was just commenting on something I saw. It may be an option for more sensitive people.What's the point? Go bald or go home! I shave d
No poncing about in front of a mirror styling it, nor trying all sorts of products or combovers when it starts thinning.
If you're going bald, you're kidding no-one, get on with it.
marco
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many years ago i was in a shop and happened to look at the cctv and seen this guy well he looked like a monk and TBH he looked ridiculous, i said to myself look at that stupid prick you would think he would just shave it off, it was ages before i realised it was me, same day i wizzed it off all of it and its so much better
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That's all well and good but why were you dressed in a brown habit and sandals?
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I think the balding fuckers should be made to keep their crap hair and grow elaborate comb-overs or ponytails. Before the Mitchell brothers and right said fred came along it was only acceptable to shave your head if you were a prisoner or had cancer or lice, or you just looked a thug. With the acceptance of the shaved head in wider society it has made it possible for these people to live normal lives and have girlfriends - I think the fuckers should by law have to return to their 'long back and sides' type friar tuck hair cuts, or shit wigs.
Similarly, tattoos should also be the sole preserve of seafarers and convicts.
Similarly, tattoos should also be the sole preserve of seafarers and convicts.
SWPISHOME
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I'm going bald at the front considering shaving it off. It's nice having two kids to remind you how bald you are going too!
But in all fairness I couldn't give a fuck, There is far more less unfortunate people out there that would gladly swap going bald than some of the illnesses they have.
But in all fairness I couldn't give a fuck, There is far more less unfortunate people out there that would gladly swap going bald than some of the illnesses they have.
marco
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bang on their matey, and you have old Rooney out their paying thousands for his carpet pile,he'd be better giving it to charity
Tuearts right boot
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I used to know a guy who, well, had one hell of a parting. He used to use shoe polish to try and hide it but the more he tried the more ridiculous he looked and you couldn't look him in the eyes when talking to him. It really was hilarious.
SWPISHOME
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Couldn't of said it better myself lad! Spot on.
jimharri
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Fuck that for a game of soldiers. Go for the slaphead look OP. Just think of all the money you'll save not buying fancy shampoos and conditioners. And wash time is a doddle. When you're washing your face, you just keep on going, backwards and upwards. And you are free to carry on wanking.
Winner winner, chicken dinner.