Going bald!

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Come on syrup wearing slap-heads. Spill the beans and help us respect your lifestyle choice. Other questions I would like answered are as follows :-

• What do you do with it when you get the rest of your hair cut?
• If it's a cold day and you are wearing a wooly 'beanie' style hat do you still bother with the syrup
• When you first get one, do you tell friends and family, or do you go away on holiday for a couple of weeks and try to make out that your hair miraculously grew back.
• Do you bother with it under a motorbike Helmet .
• Are you allowed to wear them near aircraft or is there a danger of them getting sucked into the engine.
• Can animals like dogs tell it's not your hair, and do they try and shag it.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Seven minutes and none of the slap heads have the manners to reply so I've found this.

https://www.baldtruthtalk.com/threads/20820-Hairpiece-advice

 

[NorCalBlue]

I've always wondered what wig wearers do if God forbid they manage to trap off with a lady on a night out? Do they try and keep it on all night, casually whip it off and hang it on the bed-post during sex, or do they have some sort of 'shagging hat' to wear in bed instead ?
I'm genuinely intrigued, and there must be a few syrup wearers on a forum this size that could answer this.

Can't answer your question, but if you're interested in the problems caused by secretly wearing a wig, you should read Andre Agassi's autobiography - there's an amazing story about his hair piece almost coming off while he was playing in a major tournament. And this was when one of the things he was best known for was his beautiful flowing hair.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Can't answer your question, but if you're interested in the problems caused by secretly wearing a wig, you should read Andre Agassi's autobiography - there's an amazing story about his hair piece almost coming off while he was playing in a major tournament. And this was when one of the things he was best known for was his beautiful flowing hair.

Agassi must have been shitting it with his big mullet-syrup held together with paperclips while he was on live TV at the French open. No wonder he lost.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Come on syrup wearing slap-heads. Spill the beans and help us respect your lifestyle choice. Other questions I would like answered are as follows :-

• What do you do with it when you get the rest of your hair cut?
• If it's a cold day and you are wearing a wooly 'beanie' style hat do you still bother with the syrup
• When you first get one, do you tell friends and family, or do you go away on holiday for a couple of weeks and try to make out that your hair miraculously grew back.
• Do you bother with it under a motorbike Helmet .
• Are you allowed to wear them near aircraft or is there a danger of them getting sucked into the engine.
• Can animals like dogs tell it's not your hair, and do they try and shag it.

Used to work with a guy who was a body builder and he had 3 wigs all different length to give the impression of natural hair growth.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

I've always wondered what wig wearers do if God forbid they manage to trap off with a lady on a night out? Do they try and keep it on all night, casually whip it off and hang it on the bed-post during sex, or do they have some sort of 'shagging hat' to wear in bed instead ?
I'm genuinely intrigued, and there must be a few syrup wearers on a forum this size that could answer this.

Good question, syrup sporting Lotharios are in danger of their crowning glory falling onto the startled fizzog of
their paramour, and suffering the subsequent scorn and derision, mid squelch. I suppose a Hilda Ogden style headscarf won't
exactly consume the ladies with lust, so I've found the ideal headgear to prevent such a catastrophe.

Easily attached and can be improvised from various domestic items such as dishcloths or old bedsheets.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I still find the lack of posts on here by actual slap-heads / wig wearers a little dissapointing.

 

[aguero93:20]

I still find the lack of posts on here by actual slap-heads / wig wearers a little dissapointing.

I think you've scared all the cue balls away.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I think you've scared all the cue balls away.

I think a lot of them find those slap-head specific forums more of a 'safe space' in which to share tips on double sided tape, glue and all things syrup.

 

[snorky]

I am as bald as fuck.
Luckily I have a huge knob.
Oh hang on a minute. Fuck it.

Ah well, at least I ain't a chutterpuss tennis watcher.