Going bald!

[bluemonkey71]

A bloke at work was bald and he was clearly wearing a syrup. No one believed me until he came into the office when it was snowing. The snow was still on his hair 30 mins after walking in. I was in agony trying not to laugh.

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

My Gran once said "Why do men go bald on top, but can still grow beards? They should put their heads on upside down"

I think she was being serious.

 

[Fordyboy46]

I can handle being bald, it's the fat belly that's starting to show on me now that's concerning. Lol.

 

[tweety]

Knew a taxi driver in warrington who I named the bisto kid, it was either that or kiwi dark tan that he'd daubed on his head. Ridiculous, I'm a slaphead and proud.

 

[jimharri]

I can handle being bald, it's the fat belly that's starting to show on me now that's concerning. Lol.

Eat less, you fat fuck.

#saladdodger

;-)

 

[Fordyboy46]

Eat less, you fat fuck.

#saladdodger

;-)

Fuck you, you sexy slim bastard.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I can handle being bald, it's the fat belly that's starting to show on me now that's concerning. Lol.

Don't not worry the hair off your bonce will gradually go down there to help cover it.

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

A bloke at work was bald and he was clearly wearing a syrup. No one believed me until he came into the office when it was snowing. The snow was still on his hair 30 mins after walking in. I was in agony trying not to laugh.

Blimey, how cold is your office?

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I've always wondered what wig wearers do if God forbid they manage to trap off with a lady on a night out? Do they try and keep it on all night, casually whip it off and hang it on the bed-post during sex, or do they have some sort of 'shagging hat' to wear in bed instead ?
I'm genuinely intrigued, and there must be a few syrup wearers on a forum this size that could answer this.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I've always wondered what wig wearers do if God forbid they manage to trap off with a lady on a night out? Do they try and keep it on all night, casually whip it off and hang it on the bed-post during sex, or do they have some sort of 'shagging hat' to wear in bed instead ?
I'm genuinely intrigued, and there must be a few syrup wearers on a forum this size that could answer this.

"Shagging hat" lol.