Going bald!

[aguero93:20]

I think a lot of them find those slap-head specific forums more of a 'safe space' in which to share tips on double sided tape, glue and all things syrup.

www.baldilocksnet.org

 

[aguero93:20]

I am as bald as fuck.
Luckily I have a huge knob.
Oh hang on a minute. Fuck it.

Ah well, at least I ain't a chutterpuss tennis watcher.

Small knob tennis watching uncle Fester looking ****.

 

[snorky]

Small knob tennis watching uncle Fester looking ****.

Don't you dare call me a tennis watcher!

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Don't you dare call me a tennis watcher!

If you shave downstairs it may give 'little snorky' the appearance of an extra inch or so?

 

[aguero93:20]

If you shave downstairs it may give 'little snorky' the appearance of an extra inch or so?

That won't make it double in size.

 

[snorky]

If you shave downstairs it may give 'little snorky' the appearance of an extra inch or so?

I tried that once after holding a referendum in my local pub.
Fuckin itched like a bastard when it started to grow back.
When you say 'extra inch'........... :)

 

[snorky]

That won't make it double in size.

Fuck off you speed typing chutterpuss.

 

[aguero93:20]

Fuck off you speed typing chutterpuss.

Don't insult me just because you're jealous of my dexterity babydick.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I tried that once after holding a referendum in my local pub.
Fuckin itched like a bastard when it started to grow back.
When you say 'extra inch'........... :)

Wrap a bit of puff pastry around your knob and your g/f will think you're offering her a mini sausage roll; )

 

[aguero93:20]

Wrap a bit of puff pastry around your knob and your g/f will think you're offering her a mini sausage roll; )

Once she finds the magnifying glass anyway.