heslops barnet
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Always good to hear of Happy Endings……..
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Going on a date..its been a long time
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- Start date
Kippaxpete
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Was she wearing goalkeeper gloves at the time?Yes. Yes she did.
Hmmm...I thought, a keeper.
Onholiday(somemightsay)
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Apparently chicks who aren't interested in sport really dig that line of conversation.Sister says she is quiet and very kind, not interested in sport. Says she will happily listen to me. I can talk for hours about city she could be a blue after a few sambuca
I bet she'll be really impressed with your knowledge once you give her a full review of Psycho's last season in charge.............
Crooked_rain
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You can always do a Kyle Walker and just get your beef whistle out in the pub. Seems to be working for him. Women love confident men.
Talk in a Swedish accent, that's often a winner too, especially wearing as many expensive brands at once, even if they don't go together.
Ask her plenty of uncomfortable questions, very personal ones. It shows you are interested in her more than just physically. Don't be scared to overshare things about yourself too, women love honesty.
Of course, its not just the date these days, it's how you act afterwards, especially now people have the facilities to communicate easily. If she doesn't reply within half an hour, it's always good to keep hammering her with messages, shows you're keen.
Also send her your account and sort code by WhatsApp after the date so she can transfer you half the cost. They find it sexy that you respect equality and not chauvinistic.
Talk in a Swedish accent, that's often a winner too, especially wearing as many expensive brands at once, even if they don't go together.
Ask her plenty of uncomfortable questions, very personal ones. It shows you are interested in her more than just physically. Don't be scared to overshare things about yourself too, women love honesty.
Of course, its not just the date these days, it's how you act afterwards, especially now people have the facilities to communicate easily. If she doesn't reply within half an hour, it's always good to keep hammering her with messages, shows you're keen.
Also send her your account and sort code by WhatsApp after the date so she can transfer you half the cost. They find it sexy that you respect equality and not chauvinistic.
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2smokinberyls smockfrocks
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to be fair to you, she said you were very polite.To quiet and didn't like drink so I didn't bother with it . Couple of coffees and we parted company. Definitely to smart for me
Barcon
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I expect no less from you.Unfortunately not. Spaffed on her tits though.
Barcon
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Get one of those big Maine coon ones or you will need plenty of lube.Never again..its city booze and maybe a cat for me
jimharri
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Thought he played for "TWGC"™?Get one of those big Maine coon ones or you will need plenty of lube.
BimboBob
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He went down Canal Street after the coffee.Did you not get even a smelly finger.