So he’s got a sore throat then
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Going on a date..its been a long time
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BimboBob
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amongst other places.So he’s got a sore throat then
Northerndave
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Did she go the wrong way?Was she wearing goalkeeper gloves at the time?
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bluemc1
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Definitely pay
MCFC Wirral
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Tis quicker. And you won’t need to buy them dinner etc. Ancoats?Definitely pay
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bluemc1
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Tis quicker. And you won’t need to buy them dinner etc. Ancoats?
Very good :)
manimanc
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Throw one off before you go.
You don't want to carry a loaded gun to the date do you? One false touch or move and it's porridge in the boxers and goodnight Vienna.
You don't want to carry a loaded gun to the date do you? One false touch or move and it's porridge in the boxers and goodnight Vienna.
Mani, Mani mate, your post is so late it deserves the Titanic gif. He's been on the date. He was so boring she snuck away and hung herself in the toilets. Whilst sad at least 3 people got to empty their load before the ambulance came.Throw one off before you go.
You don't want to carry a loaded gun to the date do you? One false touch or move and it's porridge in the boxers and goodnight Vienna.
Fuck I shouldn't have typed that.
2smokinberyls smockfrocks
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no she didn't.He was so boring she snuck away and hung herself in the toilets.
i spoke to her this morning and this afternoon she sent me a pic of her tit.
anyway, it's hanged not hung and i'm not even going to mention snuck
manimanc
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I'll have a pint of whatever you're on.Mani, Mani mate, your post is so late it deserves the Titanic gif. He's been on the date. He was so boring she snuck away and hung herself in the toilets. Whilst sad at least 3 people got to empty their load before the ambulance came.
Fuck I shouldn't have typed that.